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Posted: **Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:07 am**

Jam?

More proof that with enough money and T&A, anyone can have a musical career.

Posted: **Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:30 pm**

Gross. I don't want to hear about Kim's jam.

Posted: **Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:55 pm**

Look how mad her dad is at her! Looks like he's gonna bust a blood vessel !

Posted: **Thu Mar 03, 2011 5:50 pm**

Oh man, that's awful. I think I'd rather listen to Shattner's Tambourine Man.....

Posted: **Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:39 pm**

that was horrible. did not want - did not finish.

Posted: **Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:57 am**

Shatner's (and Joe Jackson's) common people is outstanding punk rock!

Posted: **Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:59 am**

Producer: "we need some NOTES in this song."
writer: "sure, here's an old "secret anti-perspirant" jingle I got bored with and half wrote.

Posted: **Fri Mar 04, 2011 6:38 am**

kim is better off in the porn business than in the music business.

Posted: **Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:35 pm**

Can't she at least afford some speech lessons?
I swear she sang:
"Gonna potty, then potty some more."
[or maybe she meant that, and needs the Activia diet]

Posted: **Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:38 pm**

"My duty" by A.A. Milne
It is my duty
to sit my booty
on the potty
and pooty
then my balls
when she calls
will be hard as stones
I will let out a fart
and jump on her bones

Posted: **Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:12 pm**

Welp, if this is the new standard for music, my music career should be taking off any day now. Who wants to pre-order my first album?

Kevin's Watch

Kim Kardashian's new single.

Kim Kardashian's new single.