proof that Australia is a myth

Post by **sgt.null** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 10:28 pm

Cambo wrote: You know they market Marmite here in NZ as more "kiwi" than Vegemite? And we have been told for decades that "Kiwi kids are Weet-Bix kids?" Both made by Sanitarium- an Aussie company.

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Post by **lurch** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:54 pm

hhhmmm..I don't kno Sarge...There was an episode or two in LOST that were in this supposed Australia.. They had that big red hump back whale rock thingy out in the middle of nowhere. What was it called, Air..Airs rock yea something like that and , and in the show John Locke , the guy in the wheel chair, was going on and on about a walk-a-bout..So like..if it was on LOST, you kno it just had to be,,wait a minute..Air..Rock..wheel chair..walk-a-bout..uhhmm..my head is filling up with smoke on this one Sarge. I'll..I'll have to get back to you on this " myth" business, okaaay?....lets see.if Australia is a myth...then LOST is nothing more than ... fascinating!

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:43 am

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 3:13 am

lurch wrote:hhhmmm..I don't kno Sarge...There was an episode or two in LOST that were in this supposed Australia.. They had that big red hump back whale rock thingy out in the middle of nowhere. What was it called, Air..Airs rock yea something like that and , and in the show John Locke , the guy in the wheel chair, was going on and on about a walk-a-bout..So like..if it was on LOST, you kno it just had to be,,wait a minute..Air..Rock..wheel chair..walk-a-bout..uhhmm..my head is filling up with smoke on this one Sarge. I'll..I'll have to get back to you on this " myth" business, okaaay?....lets see.if Australia is a myth...then LOST is nothing more than ... fascinating!

Post by **lurch** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:56 am

..sooo..you don't believe in ufo's either..I thought you visited Roswell.

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:02 am

lurch wrote:..sooo..you don't believe in ufo's either..I thought you visited Roswell.

Roswell confirmed my beliefs that ufo's do not exist. but a great city nontheless.

the proof of Australia's nonbeing is all around us - here and in the aether.

Post by **Seareach** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:03 am

Hang on, if you think Oz is a myth then, in theory, I don't exist. And, well, we all know that ain't true!

They had that big red hump back whale rock thingy out in the middle of nowhere

best description ever of Uluru!

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:07 am

sea : you exist and work for whatever company is running the Australian myth. I have proved Loremaster's role in the conspiracy already. i have no idea why you are all doing this. but more investigation will reveal all.

Post by **lurch** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:18 am

Seareach wrote:Hang on, if you think Oz is a myth then, in theory, I don't exist. And, well, we all know that ain't true!

They had that big red hump back whale rock thingy out in the middle of nowhere
best description ever of Uluru!

thank you Sea,,strangest spelling of Ayers Rock I've ever seen! but its okay..after all we all are just a figment of WadsGa imagination.

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:30 am

Uluru / Ayers it is all cgi anyhow...

Post by **Avatar** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:40 am

Loremaster wrote:I have been caught out. I am, in reality, a homeless man from South Croyden named Todger McGee. I also own a badger known as Ponce.

--A

Post by **Infelice** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:11 am

sgt.null wrote:Buggering???

oh bother....

True Aussies dont say bugger.. its bugga.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:41 am

If people can invent an entire Klingon language, then I don't see why they couldn't invent Austrailian slang.

Post by **Holsety** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:00 pm

Hmmm....

Looks shopped/airbrushed to me, but I'm not an expert in these matters.

Post by **sgt.null** » Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:54 am

airbrushing is a popular sport in "Australia"

Born 8 October 1939 (1939-10-08) (age 71)
Lightning Ridge, New South Wales, "Australia"

really? is it New South Wales or "Australia?"

Post by **mrsnull** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:33 am

I'm still stuck on the buggering.
I thought Sarge didn't play like that!

Post by **Savor Dam** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:50 am

...and who would know better?

(Sonny, don't look. Off to the kennel with you!)

Post by **Ur Dead** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:55 am

Somebody told me that Oz was down-under..

Down under what!!..
Must be a myth..

I mean an entire country underground!! how quiant..

and look at the animals they have! I mean nobody in thier right mind
could believe that..
Some of those creature are some of the wierdest things on the planet..
Must have be photoshoped all. Somebody has a crative mind..

Myth.. just a myth.

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 4:11 am

mrsnull wrote:I'm still stuck on the buggering.
I thought Sarge didn't play like that!

ain't no one getting my clacker, mate! it don't make me crack a fat..

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 4:50 am

A Brief History Of Australia
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhY9PBceqYY&feature=related

The Australian Citizenship Test
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb4LoTG3C8E&feature=related

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

proof that Australia is a myth