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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 10:28 pm
by sgt.null
Cambo wrote::lol: You know they market Marmite here in NZ as more "kiwi" than Vegemite? And we have been told for decades that "Kiwi kids are Weet-Bix kids?" Both made by Sanitarium- an Aussie company.
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:54 pm
by lurch
hhhmmm..I don't kno Sarge...There was an episode or two in LOST that were in this supposed Australia.. They had that big red hump back whale rock thingy out in the middle of nowhere. What was it called, Air..Airs rock yea something like that and , and in the show John Locke , the guy in the wheel chair, was going on and on about a walk-a-bout..So like..if it was on LOST, you kno it just had to be,,wait a minute..Air..Rock..wheel chair..walk-a-bout..uhhmm..my head is filling up with smoke on this one Sarge. I'll..I'll have to get back to you on this " myth" business, okaaay?....lets see.if Australia is a myth...then LOST is nothing more than ... fascinating!

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:43 am
by sgt.null
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 3:13 am
by sgt.null
lurch wrote:hhhmmm..I don't kno Sarge...There was an episode or two in LOST that were in this supposed Australia.. They had that big red hump back whale rock thingy out in the middle of nowhere. What was it called, Air..Airs rock yea something like that and , and in the show John Locke , the guy in the wheel chair, was going on and on about a walk-a-bout..So like..if it was on LOST, you kno it just had to be,,wait a minute..Air..Rock..wheel chair..walk-a-bout..uhhmm..my head is filling up with smoke on this one Sarge. I'll..I'll have to get back to you on this " myth" business, okaaay?....lets see.if Australia is a myth...then LOST is nothing more than ... fascinating!
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:56 am
by lurch
..sooo..you don't believe in ufo's either..I thought you visited Roswell.

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:02 am
by sgt.null
lurch wrote:..sooo..you don't believe in ufo's either..I thought you visited Roswell.
Roswell confirmed my beliefs that ufo's do not exist. but a great city nontheless.

the proof of Australia's nonbeing is all around us - here and in the aether.

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:03 am
by Seareach
Hang on, if you think Oz is a myth then, in theory, I don't exist. And, well, we all know that ain't true!
They had that big red hump back whale rock thingy out in the middle of nowhere
:lol: best description ever of Uluru!

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:07 am
by sgt.null
sea : you exist and work for whatever company is running the Australian myth. I have proved Loremaster's role in the conspiracy already. i have no idea why you are all doing this. but more investigation will reveal all.

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:18 am
by lurch
Seareach wrote:Hang on, if you think Oz is a myth then, in theory, I don't exist. And, well, we all know that ain't true!
They had that big red hump back whale rock thingy out in the middle of nowhere
:lol: best description ever of Uluru!
thank you Sea,,strangest spelling of Ayers Rock I've ever seen! but its okay..after all we all are just a figment of WadsGa imagination.

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:30 am
by sgt.null
Uluru / Ayers it is all cgi anyhow...

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:40 am
by Avatar
Loremaster wrote:I have been caught out. I am, in reality, a homeless man from South Croyden named Todger McGee. I also own a badger known as Ponce.
:haha: :haha: :haha:

--A

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:11 am
by Infelice
sgt.null wrote:Buggering???

oh bother....
True Aussies dont say bugger.. its bugga.

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:41 am
by dANdeLION
If people can invent an entire Klingon language, then I don't see why they couldn't invent Austrailian slang.

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:00 pm
by Holsety
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Hmmm....

Looks shopped/airbrushed to me, but I'm not an expert in these matters.

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:54 am
by sgt.null
airbrushing is a popular sport in "Australia"


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Born 8 October 1939 (1939-10-08) (age 71)
Lightning Ridge, New South Wales, "Australia"

really? is it New South Wales or "Australia?"

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:33 am
by mrsnull
I'm still stuck on the buggering.
I thought Sarge didn't play like that!

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:50 am
by Savor Dam
...and who would know better?

(Sonny, don't look. Off to the kennel with you!)

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:55 am
by Ur Dead
Somebody told me that Oz was down-under..

Down under what!!..
Must be a myth..

I mean an entire country underground!! how quiant..

and look at the animals they have! I mean nobody in thier right mind
could believe that..
Some of those creature are some of the wierdest things on the planet..
Must have be photoshoped all. Somebody has a crative mind..

Myth.. just a myth.

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 4:11 am
by sgt.null
mrsnull wrote:I'm still stuck on the buggering.
I thought Sarge didn't play like that!
ain't no one getting my clacker, mate! it don't make me crack a fat..

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 4:50 am
by sgt.null