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this deserves its own thread
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:57 am
by Lord Zombiac
A German joke from South Park "Funnybot"
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"A cannibal."
"What?"
"You are about to die and be eaten."
"*sshole! I will murder you first!"
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:36 pm
by dANdeLION
I'm pretty sure knock-knock jokes (why are they even called jokes anyway? Not one of them are funny) don't belong in the TV Shows forum.
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:48 pm
by Cagliostro
There is the South Park aspect, so I'm not moving it.
And the only funny knock-knock joke I have heard is one I heard recently.
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Control freak. Now, here is the part where you say, 'Control freak who?'"
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:52 pm
by dANdeLION
No, that one's not funny, either.
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:26 pm
by Cagliostro
Well, thanks for stopping by then.
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:43 pm
by Lord Zombiac
Cagliostro wrote:There is the South Park aspect, so I'm not moving it.
And the only funny knock-knock joke I have heard is one I heard recently.
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Control freak. Now, here is the part where you say, 'Control freak who?'"
I'm telling that one to Phyllis right now!
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:16 am
by sgt.null
1.The punster: Knock, knock!
2.The recipient: Who's there?
3.The punster: a response, sometimes involving a name (Doctor)
4.The recipient: a repetition of the response followed by who? (Doctor who?)
5.The punster: the punch line, which typically involves a punnish misusage of the word set up during the response (How did you know?!)
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:23 am
by Fist and Faith
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Interrupting cow."
"Interru..."
"MOOOOOO"
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:33 pm
by Zarathustra
The Office had a funny knock-knock joke:
www.noob.us/humor/the-office-kgb-knock-knock-joke/
But the humor is more in the characters' reactions to it.
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:49 pm
by sgt.null
Toc Toc!
Qui est là?
Sheila.
Sheila qui?
Sheila lutte finale... .