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How dodgy are you? (Now with LINK!!)
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:44 pm
by deer of the dawn
Maybe this has been posted before-- I did this years ago and decided to revisit.
This time I got: Years in prison: 27 Potential fine: £7000
EDIT: Guess I earned a slap on the wrist for not putting the link in! 
How Dodgy Are You?
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 2:41 pm
by sgt.null
should there not be a link?
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:02 pm
by Vader
sgt.null wrote:should there not be a link?
It wouldn't be half as dodgy if there were one.
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:57 pm
by Vraith
Vader wrote:sgt.null wrote:should there not be a link?
It wouldn't be half as dodgy if there were one.
Thank you, cracked me up [third time today the watch cracked me up...might be a record]
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:03 pm
by deer of the dawn
Sorry!! I edited it in. Thanks for the good laugh!!
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:05 pm
by Vader
Now you ruined your thread.
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:07 pm
by ussusimiel
Did it.
Upstanding! (a synonym for boring, I think
)
Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £7000
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:09 pm
by Vader
Got 98 years and $9.500. However most of these things aren't illegal over here
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:11 pm
by deer of the dawn
I did most of my dodgy stuff before I was 25, when I got saved/born again. Now what I do is anything but boring, just no longer punishable by fines or imprisonment.
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 8:42 pm
by Vraith
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000
Wow..this is even worse than going to hell [where I had an extreme and I think 3 very highs]
It isn't fair! I have the same FINE as Deer, and Uss...but Deer has 70 more years of freedom to pay it off, and Uss 96.5 years...at least Vader is worse than me! Although some of them aren't illegal over here, we have stupider things that are, with much greater potential penalty.
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:14 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
I'm kinda boring. I got 13 years and a 7000 fine.
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:22 pm
by Vraith
Cameraman Jenn wrote:I'm kinda boring. I got 13 years and a 7000 fine.
I guess there ain't much illegal about conspiring to tease and titillate fans of fantasy authors with malicious intent...
THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW!
[though your lawyer might argue it was delicious intent.]
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:40 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
I believe the words you are looking for are scintillating intent....
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:48 pm
by Obi-Wan Nihilo
41.5 years £9500
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:49 pm
by Vraith
Cameraman Jenn wrote:I believe the words you are looking for are scintillating intent....
Bah...author intent is one thing, reader perception of intent another. [besides delicious rhymes].
But I see no reason why scintillating and delicious must exclude each other...
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 11:08 pm
by aliantha
Gods, I'm *really* boring.
In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 11:17 pm
by Vraith
aliantha wrote:Gods, I'm *really* boring.
In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
SERIOUSLY?!?
When you die, you are going to ascend and become a new pagan godhead.
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 11:27 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
I think Ali is actually supposed to post 1000 years and 1 billion pounds in fines for LYING on the quiz.... JK....or maybe not....
Oops, I think I just added a year to my jail time for that comment...
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 11:41 pm
by Vraith
Cameraman Jenn wrote:I think Ali is actually supposed to post 1000 years and 1 billion pounds in fines for LYING on the quiz.... JK....or maybe not....
Oops, I think I just added a year to my jail time for that comment...
Or she just never met enough Cameremens Jennkins [or Jareds or whatever] to tempt her with the joys of [mostly] victimless criminality.
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 11:45 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
HA, Ali has hung out with me in real life more than most watchers. I think as far as amount of time spent together she probably ranks 5 but that's only if I don't count work time with Sorus, otherwise she would probably rank 6 for amount of time spent in the presence of my apparently mildly evil self.