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Invent a bad joke game
Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:24 pm
by Ananda
Create a really groan worthy joke!
Here is mine to start us off.
Q: What did the first grave robber say to the second grave robber after the second broke the first's favourite shovel?
A: I've got a bone to pick with you.
Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:59 pm
by Cheval
Person #1: "What's the difference between a toilet and a sofa?"
Person #2: "I give up, what?"
Person #1: "When you come over to my place, STAY OFF MY SOFA!!!"
(Well, you did say BAD joke.)
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 11:50 pm
by Ananda
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a bigfoot?
Something hairy and fowl!
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:44 am
by deer of the dawn
HIPPY: Wanna buy some LSD?
STUDENT: Get off!
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:02 pm
by deer of the dawn
I actually invented this years ago, when my son was small and would laugh at anything.
Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
To get to the Dark Side.
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:36 pm
by Cheval
How do you get a one-arm moron from hanging in a tree?
Wave at them.
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:44 pm
by danlo
What did Rick Perry say when he was cast into the Lake of Fire?
Pray for rain!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:34 am
by sgt.null
what did th surrealists say to the other such?
wave fourth and red flowers!
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:05 pm
by deer of the dawn
what did the hippy say to the home boy?
Peace, love and holla!
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:01 pm
by Ananda
What did the sleepy trucker says?
I'm as tired as an 18-wheeler!
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:00 am
by Cheval
how do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:46 pm
by Krazy Kat
Two zebras playing chess. One says to the other, "you're in check!".
The other zebra says, "yeah, well my stripes are at the cleaners".
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:51 am
by Shaun das Schaf
*Checks topic does say bad joke.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 8:05 am
by Ananda
Shaun das Schaf wrote:*Checks topic does say bad joke.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
That was hilarious.
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:02 am
by Shaun das Schaf
W.r.t. to above, I just re-read the topic, which says invent a bad joke and I must confess, the Great Stick Joke of November 2011 is not my creation! Apologies. I'm hoping because Ananda received the gift of hilarity from it, the God of bad-joke-plagiarism can forgive me.
To stay on thread, I should make up a bad joke, but I've yet to consume sufficient coffee for the task. I'm hoping the Gold Five God of staying-on-target also forgives me!
Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 12:17 am
by sgt.null
Shaun das Schaf wrote:W.r.t. to above, I just re-read the topic, which says invent a bad joke and I must confess, the Great Stick Joke of November 2011 is not my creation! Apologies. I'm hoping because Ananda received the gift of hilarity from it, the God of bad-joke-plagiarism can forgive me.
To stay on thread, I should make up a bad joke, but I've yet to consume sufficient coffee for the task. I'm hoping the Gold Five God of staying-on-target also forgives me!
we are waiting...
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:53 pm
by aTOMiC
A man walks into a bar wearing only cellophane underwear. The bartender says "I can clearly see your nuts".
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2022 1:45 pm
by Cord Hurn
What do you call birds who stick together?
Vel-crows.
Invent a bad joke game
Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2023 11:06 pm
by sgt.null
I sharted