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The Pirates! Band of Misfits (Slightly OT)
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:01 pm
by Lord Verement
entertainment.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/25/10233980-pirates-scene-changed-after-lepers-protest
'Pirates' scene changed after lepers protest
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:10 pm
by wayfriend
Yeah, I saw that. Moral of the story: don't mess with lepers. Something we all knew, right?
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:42 am
by Lord Verement
I know there are alot of great jokes to be had mixing pirates and lepers on this website, but I cant come up with any!
Arrrrrgghhhh
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:03 pm
by Orlion
Lord Verement wrote:I know there are alot of great jokes to be had mixing pirates and lepers on this website, but I cant come up with any!
Arrrrrgghhhh
Arrrrggghhhh! Unhand me booty...
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:06 pm
by wayfriend
Why don't lepers make good pirates?
Hard to walk with two peg legs.
They all have the Black Spot.
Eventually the parrot gets hungry.
Yarr!
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:57 pm
by Vraith
wayfriend wrote:Why don't lepers make good pirates?
All hands on deck is literally a pile of hands on a deck
No buried treasure [see above]
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:27 am
by shadowbinding shoe
wayfriend wrote:Why don't lepers make good pirates?
There's salt and tar and rough ropes on ship. Unclean!
Also:
How can a fellow perform his VSE with saids Es nailed to the deck, huh?
And of course
Tend to escape into fantasyland at the damnedest times
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:42 pm
by wayfriend
Vraith wrote:wayfriend wrote:Why don't lepers make good pirates?
All hands on deck is literally a pile of hands on a deck
Perfect!
You don't ever want to yell "All hands on deck!"
Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 1:16 pm
by Ur Dead
Why don't lepers make good pirates?
Some lepers don't have any limbs to go out on.
Leper captains don't want to be called "Captain Hook Hook"
When planning they tend to go to pieces