Favorite One Liners
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 5:48 am
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Favorite One Liners
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:25 am
"Also, I can kill you with my brain." River Tam, Firefly.
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:16 am
"Listen... do you smell something?" - Dr. Ray Stantz
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:19 am
“Get busy livin’, or get busy dyin" The Shawshank Redemption
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:31 pm
"Where do those stairs go?"
"They go up"
Ghostbusters.
"They go up"
Ghostbusters.
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:32 pm
"He say you braid Runner!"
Braidrunner.
Braidrunner.
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 4:40 pm
That movie has a lot of great lines, finn.
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:55 pm
Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night
All about Eve
All about Eve
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:06 pm
the problem with my favorite one-iners from this film (withnail & i) is that the entire script is one big-one liner, picking one is a little difficult.
Danny: The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black.
also, one of my favorite one-liners is in my sig.
Danny: The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black.
also, one of my favorite one-liners is in my sig.
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:56 pm
This isn't a one liner, but, still, one of my favorite movie quotes (another Danny-The Salton Sea!:P ),
Danny: Oh, shit, what is this? Am I dead? Linoleum? This must be hell. Oh no, what a cliche. I've had some time to think about it and it's pretty simple after all. I think it's like the man said, "Man is the measure of all things." I should know. I ran the gamut. Tom Van Allen got his revenge. Good for Tom. And Danny Parker? He got gut-shot for being a lowlife rat. That sucks for him. As far I'm concerned, they're both dead. So who is this guy? Tell you the truth, I still don't know. But I like his chances. I really like his chances.
Danny: Oh, shit, what is this? Am I dead? Linoleum? This must be hell. Oh no, what a cliche. I've had some time to think about it and it's pretty simple after all. I think it's like the man said, "Man is the measure of all things." I should know. I ran the gamut. Tom Van Allen got his revenge. Good for Tom. And Danny Parker? He got gut-shot for being a lowlife rat. That sucks for him. As far I'm concerned, they're both dead. So who is this guy? Tell you the truth, I still don't know. But I like his chances. I really like his chances.
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:18 pm
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 5:40 pm
Jaws.You're going to need a bigger boat.
Monty Python in Search of the Holy Grail (too many from that to post all)I'm not dead yet!
Scott PilgrimBread makes you fat?!
BrazilSam: Give my regards to Allison and the twins.
Jack: Triplets.
Sam: Triplets? God... how time flies.
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:02 am
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:12 am
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:17 am
Long Kiss Goodnight:
Brian Cox to landlady whose dog is busy grooming its hind quarters:
" ...your dog and my appetite and mutually exclusive. Three hours is way too long to spend on a job that should barely take one and may I suggest that whatever it is that is getting so much attention, is either long gone or is there for good!"
(best recall on the actual dialogue)
Brian Cox to landlady whose dog is busy grooming its hind quarters:
" ...your dog and my appetite and mutually exclusive. Three hours is way too long to spend on a job that should barely take one and may I suggest that whatever it is that is getting so much attention, is either long gone or is there for good!"
(best recall on the actual dialogue)
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:53 am
"Don't tell him Pike". Captain Mainwaring, Dad's Army
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:04 am
Bunny Lebowski: Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist.
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:43 am
A few from Wonder Boys. Now that I've written them out, I realize they're not strictly 'one liners', but I've written them out dammit, so here they are:
James Leer: Now, that is a big trunk. It holds a tuba, a suitcase, a dead dog, and a garment bag almost perfectly.
Grady Tripp: That's just what they used to say in the ads.
Grady Tripp: She's a transvestite.
Terry Crabtree: You're stoned.
Grady Tripp: She's still a transvestite.
Grady Tripp: Okay, James, I wish you hadn't shot my girlfriend's dog. Even though Poe and I weren't exactly what you'd call simpatico, that's no reason he should've taken two in the chest.
James Leer: Now, that is a big trunk. It holds a tuba, a suitcase, a dead dog, and a garment bag almost perfectly.
Grady Tripp: That's just what they used to say in the ads.
Grady Tripp: She's a transvestite.
Terry Crabtree: You're stoned.
Grady Tripp: She's still a transvestite.
Grady Tripp: Okay, James, I wish you hadn't shot my girlfriend's dog. Even though Poe and I weren't exactly what you'd call simpatico, that's no reason he should've taken two in the chest.
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:48 am
Now Voyager: Bette Davis to Paul Heindrich(?) (from memory)
"Why ask for the moon when we have the stars?"
"Why ask for the moon when we have the stars?"
Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:55 am
"Oh, God, I can't know that!" -- Serenity
"My lips hurt real bad." -- Napoleon Dynamite
"Camelot!" "Camelot!" "It's only a model." "Shh!"
"Run away!!"
"Blue. No, yellow. AAAAAHhhhhhh!!!!" -Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"My lips hurt real bad." -- Napoleon Dynamite
"Camelot!" "Camelot!" "It's only a model." "Shh!"
"Run away!!"
"Blue. No, yellow. AAAAAHhhhhhh!!!!" -Monty Python and the Holy Grail