Screw Christmas - We're all gonna die!
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:12 pm
When I was young we lived with the single omnipresent threat of nuclear holocaust. The knife-edge balancing act that was MAD hung over our heads like the Sword of Damocles as the two world super-powers faced each other off in a staring contest in which neither was prepared to blink first. Then the USSR came apart at the seams.
We all (briefly) breathed a sigh of relief - the russians it turned out were after all the good guys, solidarnosk and glasnost to you all.
Then came the Balkans - OK, we could live with that. A hiccough on the way to getting it together. Then 9/11, and all of a sudden terrorism with a capital T hit the world. We knew the muslims hated us (the Ayatollah and all) but we never realised it was this bad. But little did we know that what we had seen to date was just the tuning up. Soojn would come the main event. "Buckle up folks," as Beetlejuice would say, "It's Showtime!"
At the last count we now have:-
1) The imminent destruction of the planet as a result of the unstopable march of Global Warming.
2) The imminent meltdown of the West as a result of the catastrophic crash of global finance.
3) The imminent death of a large percentage of the worlds population as a result of a SARS/H1N1 type global pandemic which is waiting in the wings ploishing up it's act.
4) The imminent plunging of the world back into a cold war, or indeed an actual war in the Middle East as a result of the Iranian/isreali nuclear weapon situation.
5) The imminent catastrophic flare up of the whole Middle East in respect of the 'Arab Spring' movement and our increasing involvement in it.
6) The increasingly tense situation re Chinas flexing it's economic and military muscles in the Pacific and Amaerica's unhappiness thereoff.
7) The increasingly dangerous situation as different nation states compete for ever declining rescources and come into potential conflict in areas like the Artic and Antartic.
The unleashing of a veritable 'Pandora's Box' of problems re the 'Stuxnet' type of computer virus which an expert in the feild recently said could now be downloaded from the internet and clipped together like pieces of a jigsaw and unleashed to wreak havoc on industrial opperating systems the world over. This man said the age of 'Cyber-War' was now truly upon us and would never be stopped again.
9) The very scary emergent feild of 'synthetic biology' which crazy as it seems, is so unregulated at present that you or I or anyone with a mind to, can buy DNA building blocks online to custom build virses/bacteria whatever without constraint or question. In the program I saw (Horizon - Playing God, BBC tv) some kids 'created' flourescent E. coli bacteria in a village 'Bio-hacking' club over the course of one weekend 'just for fun'.
I don't know if I've missed anything out, but if I have I'm sure you guys will tell me
. In the meantime I can't help feeling in some ways I preferred the old system where the planets future was balanced on a knife-edge that could tip and precipitate us into nuclear oblivion at any moment. Somehow it seemed safer.
We all (briefly) breathed a sigh of relief - the russians it turned out were after all the good guys, solidarnosk and glasnost to you all.
Then came the Balkans - OK, we could live with that. A hiccough on the way to getting it together. Then 9/11, and all of a sudden terrorism with a capital T hit the world. We knew the muslims hated us (the Ayatollah and all) but we never realised it was this bad. But little did we know that what we had seen to date was just the tuning up. Soojn would come the main event. "Buckle up folks," as Beetlejuice would say, "It's Showtime!"
At the last count we now have:-
1) The imminent destruction of the planet as a result of the unstopable march of Global Warming.
2) The imminent meltdown of the West as a result of the catastrophic crash of global finance.
3) The imminent death of a large percentage of the worlds population as a result of a SARS/H1N1 type global pandemic which is waiting in the wings ploishing up it's act.
4) The imminent plunging of the world back into a cold war, or indeed an actual war in the Middle East as a result of the Iranian/isreali nuclear weapon situation.
5) The imminent catastrophic flare up of the whole Middle East in respect of the 'Arab Spring' movement and our increasing involvement in it.
6) The increasingly tense situation re Chinas flexing it's economic and military muscles in the Pacific and Amaerica's unhappiness thereoff.
7) The increasingly dangerous situation as different nation states compete for ever declining rescources and come into potential conflict in areas like the Artic and Antartic.

9) The very scary emergent feild of 'synthetic biology' which crazy as it seems, is so unregulated at present that you or I or anyone with a mind to, can buy DNA building blocks online to custom build virses/bacteria whatever without constraint or question. In the program I saw (Horizon - Playing God, BBC tv) some kids 'created' flourescent E. coli bacteria in a village 'Bio-hacking' club over the course of one weekend 'just for fun'.
I don't know if I've missed anything out, but if I have I'm sure you guys will tell me
