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when a juggalo calls you mainstream
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 5:34 pm
by Lord Zombiac
spotted a troll while waking from a morning haze. it is a hell of a thing when someone calls you mainstream without even knowing who you are because you belittle their trendy (actually nine years past that point) subculture. Then they call me ignorant! they may as well have been speaking to Salvador Dali! Yeah I'm so trendy. None of my music or art is nearly as original as ICP! I'm so depressed. Why couldn't I have been born a bronzed shakespere with the body of a greek god like violent J or L or whatever his fucking letter is? Oh boo hoo! I've always wanted ten million dollars a year, a record label full of imitators and an entire subculture hanging on to my trend years after everybody is too bored with them to even laugh at them! Damn! What a failure I am! Must be because I'm "ignorant" and don't know what being underground is all about! I wish I had Lisa Suckdog's shoulder to cry on! Oh the pain! I simply must contact Justin Bieber's producer and find out what I can do to be less mainstream than ICP!
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:36 pm
by aliantha
Happy Friday?
There are idiots all over, LZ, and a whole bunch of them have Internet connections. Just laugh and carry on.
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:37 pm
by Lord Zombiac
Here's ONLY THE link of a meme I can't post because the f word...
i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc226/throatgorge/clownpsd.jpg
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 9:15 pm
by Vraith
heh...I had a similarly stupifying, in it's own way, encounter not too long ago...[I don't think I've put this on the watch, though I mentioned it on facebook maybe]
I have [and LOVE...so comfy] those Five-finger shoes. A couple actually stopped me on a fairly busy sidewalk to "ask" about them [though really, it turns out, to point, laugh and comment loudly and snottily about the look and my fashion sense]...
Now, I understand the things are a bit unusual/funny looking. BUT...BOTH of these "superior specimens" were wearing compression shorts [those skin-tight things athletes wear] and shirts that exposed their bellies in flashes...and for both of them their waist-line measurements were at least as great as their heights.
It's a funny world.
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 11:54 pm
by Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm
I had a similar situation, quite some time ago though - I like clothes that at least don't hinder, in that particular case, I had some sports clothes and high boots on. A woman asked me if she could give me some clothes as a gift, because she thought someone wearing such a combination surely had nothing else to choose from. I suspected it was a veiled insult, though maybe really that bent on fashion, anyway, I replied with just politely informing her I had no problems with what to choose from) I find such things mostly funny, the things some people worry about
LZ, worry not, I tend to take negative comments from people who lack understanding as the opposite, or just nothing. It's like worrying about your knowledge of mathematics because of a broken calculator that says that 2*2=8345
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 12:51 am
by Lord Zombiac
well I made an amusing video about it. which I will be posting shortly. There is a rapidly scrolling list of cool non mainstream artists that this idiot has never heard of. You probably won't catch it cause I MEANT it to be really long and scroll really fast, but I mentioned Stephen R. Donaldson on it!
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 1:04 am
by Lord Zombiac
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 1:35 am
by sgt.null
good work zom.
btw i am working on a c&w song for you. a duet really...
cold beer, hot piss - i'll send it when i have it complete.
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 2:10 am
by Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm
Actually amusing - and I didn't catch not only SRD, but any single name on that list) Was very pleased to see the comment about David Bowie))
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 2:15 am
by Lord Zombiac
yeah... I got that "almost one hundred years old" from an Eddie Murphy skit. I forgot what he said but it was "100 years old! Almost as old as the President!"