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5 signs you're reading too much fantasy
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2003 8:10 pm
by Worm of Despite
1) your kid gets beat up at school cause his name's Fingolfin.
2) Actually, all I got is the first one. I'll come up with some more later.
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2003 8:13 pm
by danlo
You get fired from work for showing up in your Elf costume, by mistake...
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2003 8:25 pm
by Worm of Despite
You ask the hooker to call you "master Frodo".
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2003 8:47 pm
by danlo
You wake up in a terrible stupor to find two fingers missing from your right hand
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2003 8:49 pm
by hierachy
You start talking like this:
your friend: So, when are you getting your new trainers?
you: When the sun rises on the fith day I will ride into town.
your friend: WTF? you weirdo
you: Do you wish to die by my blade?
your freind: You are a freak man, a total f***ing loser!
you: Be gone from my sight ignorant fool, I no longer desire your precence.
Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 12:20 am
by Ermingard
You start talking to your wedding ring-
" My sssweeet, my precioussss"
Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 12:53 am
by hierachy
uh, it seeems we now have 6 ways to tell... your title is now misleading Foul! You manipulative son of a...
Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 1:05 am
by danlo
Anytime ur wife/hub, girlfriend/boyfriend, family, friends, strangers or friends come anywhere near u u uncontrolably bark, "Don't touch me!"
Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 11:15 am
by Loredoctor
When your autobiography starts with 'The Chronicles of . . .' or 'The Adventures of. . . '
Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 1:58 pm
by I'm Murrin
When your entire vocabulary of cursewords is reduced to 'Hellfire and bloody damnation'...
Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 5:29 pm
by Reisheiruhime
When you say things like, "There be McDonald's, place of food..."
When you ask your parents for the Sword of Rendreth for your birthday...
When you start saying things in a gibberish language in hopes of opening a portal to another world like that guy in the book...
Well, 's all I do.
Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 6:32 pm
by Michael Giantfriend
Merinaz wrote:...When you start saying things in a gibberish language in hopes of opening a portal to another world like that guy in the book...
Klatuu!
Barrada!!
Nikkto!!!!!
Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 6:35 pm
by Ylva Kresh
(McDonalds in LARP-tounge: The Golden Seagull Inn...)
Another sign is that you expect all people you meet who have red hair and green eyes to be capable of at least some minor magic...
Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 7:25 pm
by birdandbear
*You find yourself bowing/curtseying to on a regular basis when introduced to people.
*You find yourself swearing fealty to actors who play royalty.
Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 8:59 pm
by Blue_Spawn
You get sent to jail for comming to Court Room on your jury duty in a Star Treck uniform.
oh wait, that actually happened
Another Sign!
Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 9:41 pm
by Zahir
When an aircraft flies overhead, you start screaming for everyone to hide from "the dragon." Then you try and shoot it down with an arrow.
Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 9:43 pm
by Lord Mhoram
Uh oh. We have another Servant of Darth Revan.
Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 9:46 pm
by Tulizar
Lord Foul wrote:You ask the hooker to call you "master Frodo".
Does asking your wife count? Um, a friend...a good friend of mine reads a lot of fantasy, and he wants to know if he's, you know, in too deep.
Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 11:26 pm
by Worm of Despite
Wife, hooker, grandma, whatever--it's JUST WRONG if you want them to call you "master Frodo"! Did I just say "grandmother" in that last sentence? Ew, EW . . . EW. *shoots self*
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 12:01 am
by [Syl]
lit. lol