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Fantasy Classics Re-named
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:54 pm
by Cambo
mightygodking.com/2008/10/20/mgk-versus-his-adolescent-reading-habits/
Bit of a chuckle, and Covenant's in there. I especially like the blunt "Dogshit" by Stephanie Meyer.
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:49 am
by Avatar
Haha, that was pretty amusing.
--A
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:24 am
by aliantha
Those are excellent.

Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 2:00 pm
by Lady Revel
I laughed!

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 10:22 pm
by Mighara Sovmadhi
"Look! A lawful evil protagonist!" Haha, never even read the Elric books and I liked this joke the most.

Posted: Sun May 12, 2013 12:02 am
by sgt.null
Excellent stuff.
Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:07 am
by RaceFinisher
Good stuff.
Re: Fantasy Classics Re-named
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 6:24 pm
by deer of the dawn
Cambo wrote:I especially like the blunt "Dogshit" by Stephanie Meyer.
I still don't get this. When Twilight came out, a relative gave it to my daughter and I read it. While adolescent-ish, it wasn't as bad as all that. It was meh. The woman did get a four-movie deal out of it. (And "Host", too, which was "not bad" but still not "legendarily bad".) I think a lot of it is envy, to be honest. Which of us has a film deal?
It did make me chuckle, but panning Twilight is kind of meh anyway. It s too easy. (AND, what's it doing in a list of "Fantasy Classics"?????)

Re: Fantasy Classics Re-named
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:20 pm
by Vraith
deer of the dawn wrote:
It did make me chuckle, but panning Twilight is kind of meh anyway. It s too easy. (AND, what's it doing in a list of "Fantasy Classics"?????)

The list creator overextended his irony/sarcasm muscles, trying to layer in another level of pun by including in the countdown some that are fantasy classics...and some that are classics only in some folks fantasies.
[I assume mightygodking is a he, she'd have been mightygoddessqueen.]
Re: Fantasy Classics Re-named
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:15 am
by Cambo
deer of the dawn wrote:Cambo wrote:I especially like the blunt "Dogshit" by Stephanie Meyer.
I still don't get this. When Twilight came out, a relative gave it to my daughter and I read it. While adolescent-ish, it wasn't as bad as all that. It was meh. The woman did get a four-movie deal out of it. (And "Host", too, which was "not bad" but still not "legendarily bad".) I think a lot of it is envy, to be honest. Which of us has a film deal?
It did make me chuckle, but panning Twilight is kind of meh anyway. It s too easy. (AND, what's it doing in a list of "Fantasy Classics"?????)

A lot of my personal beef with Twilight- and I know I am not alone in this- is not that it's just poorly written, but that it's flat out disturbing. For a while it had hordes of adolescents and middle aged women idolising a relationship that was unhealthy and borderline abusive in many ways.
As for the wider meme-like Twilight hate, it's similar to why people love to hate on Nickelback: it's a hugely popular and inescapable phenomenon with no justification in terms of quality.
Re: Fantasy Classics Re-named
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:52 am
by rdhopeca
Cambo wrote:deer of the dawn wrote:Cambo wrote:I especially like the blunt "Dogshit" by Stephanie Meyer.
I still don't get this. When Twilight came out, a relative gave it to my daughter and I read it. While adolescent-ish, it wasn't as bad as all that. It was meh. The woman did get a four-movie deal out of it. (And "Host", too, which was "not bad" but still not "legendarily bad".) I think a lot of it is envy, to be honest. Which of us has a film deal?
It did make me chuckle, but panning Twilight is kind of meh anyway. It s too easy. (AND, what's it doing in a list of "Fantasy Classics"?????)

A lot of my personal beef with Twilight- and I know I am not alone in this- is not that it's just poorly written, but that it's flat out disturbing. For a while it had hordes of adolescents and middle aged women idolising a relationship that was unhealthy and borderline abusive in many ways.
As for the wider meme-like Twilight hate, it's similar to why people love to hate on Nickelback: it's a hugely popular and inescapable phenomenon with no justification in terms of quality.
Now I will truly never read Twilight.
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 3:53 am
by Savor Dam
You are not missing a thing.
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:30 pm
by deer of the dawn
I re-read the first three or four Dragonriders of Pern a few years ago. I jokingly renamed it "Dragonriders of Porn" because of the frantic, rapey sexuality involved in the riders' bonding process with the dragons. I decided not to recommend it to my son, who shied away from LFB because of Lena's rape.
Anybody else got renamings of their own?

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 12:40 am
by Cambo
Malazan Book of Who's This Guy Again?
Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 11:41 pm
by deer of the dawn
Cambo wrote:Malazan Book of Who's This Guy Again?
Good one.

I've got to read this series someday, just for the challenge of trying to figure out what the h#ll is going on.
After watching a few episodes of "The Legend of the Seeker" my daughter and I re-named it "Legend of the Stripper".
Waddley wrote:
On the other hand, I love the TV series. I can't stop watching it... could have something to do with the fact that sometimes the lead character
takes his shirt off.
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:21 pm
by call11back
deer of the dawn wrote:I re-read the first three or four Dragonriders of Pern a few years ago.
I did this a few years ago, and I seriously regretted it.