New TCTC movie project (a 1st of April thread)
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:28 pm
Awesome news! A new TCTC movie project! And not simply a screen version even, this one means to make improvements! Some of the possible cast leaked, just look, you might flip!
Thomas Covenant - Bruce Campbell, also known as Ash from Evil Dead and Army Of Darkness.
This Covenant won't waste his time contemplating "Is this world real? Is it half real?" when he has his gun and his saw
Linden Avery - Avery Brooks, also known as Commander Sisko from Star Trek and a grand badass. He punched Q in the face!
Now this Linden Avery won't whine and suffer over how bad all this may end up... this one is going to kick ass.
Mhoram - Marilyn Manson, no explanation needed.
This Mhoram isn't going to get terrifying nightmares... the nightmares are going to run away from him screaming.
Foamfollower - Jonathan Frakes, also known as Xanatos (and also Riker from Star Trek).
Did the question of carrying Covenant through lava bother you? Well, this Foamy won't have to do that, and Lord Foul might find out that his guards don't really work for him anymore... just as planned.
Lena - Chuck Norris, also known as himself.
The rape scene goes like this - Covenant gets a roundhouse kick in the ass and ends up on the opposite side of the Land's map, pregnant himself.
Brinn - Anjelica Huston, also known as Morticia from The Addams Family.
The Guardian is going to just fall to his knees and surrender a branch of the One Tree - whispering "Tish..."
Pitchwife - Orlando Bloom, also known as Legolas (and also Will Turner from Pirates of the Caribbean).
Now he really doesn't have any problems with his looks... or does he?
Roger - Mark Hamill, also known as Luke Skywalker (and also the Joker from Batman: The Animated Series and Mr. Selatcia in Metalocalypse).
He's going to reconcile with his father after all. It's still under discussion who drags who to what colored side though.
Lord Foul - Tim Curry, also known as Dr. Frank-N-Furter from Rocky Horror Picture Show (and also It from Stephen King's It, Darkness in Legend and King Arthur in Monty Python's Spamalot).
This Lord Foul is not anymore full of cold despite - he's sweet and loves everyone!
The Ravers -
Andrew Scott, also known as Jim Moriarty from Sherlock (and also Laevsky from Anton Chekhov's The Duel and Paul McCartney from Lennon Naked)
Jeffrey Combs, also known as Weyoun from Star Trek (and also Brunt and Commander Shran from that same Star Trek, Herbert West from Reanimator and the Rat King from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012)
Kathy Bates, also known as Annie Wilkes (or simply the psychopathic fan) from Misery.
Our sweet Lord Foul won't have to worry about his Ravers being untrustworthy anymore! These are going to surround him with all the attention, worship and care he could wish for - and perhaps some he couldn't...
Thomas Covenant - Bruce Campbell, also known as Ash from Evil Dead and Army Of Darkness.
This Covenant won't waste his time contemplating "Is this world real? Is it half real?" when he has his gun and his saw
Linden Avery - Avery Brooks, also known as Commander Sisko from Star Trek and a grand badass. He punched Q in the face!
Now this Linden Avery won't whine and suffer over how bad all this may end up... this one is going to kick ass.
Mhoram - Marilyn Manson, no explanation needed.
This Mhoram isn't going to get terrifying nightmares... the nightmares are going to run away from him screaming.
Foamfollower - Jonathan Frakes, also known as Xanatos (and also Riker from Star Trek).
Did the question of carrying Covenant through lava bother you? Well, this Foamy won't have to do that, and Lord Foul might find out that his guards don't really work for him anymore... just as planned.
Lena - Chuck Norris, also known as himself.
The rape scene goes like this - Covenant gets a roundhouse kick in the ass and ends up on the opposite side of the Land's map, pregnant himself.
Brinn - Anjelica Huston, also known as Morticia from The Addams Family.
The Guardian is going to just fall to his knees and surrender a branch of the One Tree - whispering "Tish..."
Pitchwife - Orlando Bloom, also known as Legolas (and also Will Turner from Pirates of the Caribbean).
Now he really doesn't have any problems with his looks... or does he?
Roger - Mark Hamill, also known as Luke Skywalker (and also the Joker from Batman: The Animated Series and Mr. Selatcia in Metalocalypse).
He's going to reconcile with his father after all. It's still under discussion who drags who to what colored side though.
Lord Foul - Tim Curry, also known as Dr. Frank-N-Furter from Rocky Horror Picture Show (and also It from Stephen King's It, Darkness in Legend and King Arthur in Monty Python's Spamalot).
This Lord Foul is not anymore full of cold despite - he's sweet and loves everyone!
The Ravers -
Andrew Scott, also known as Jim Moriarty from Sherlock (and also Laevsky from Anton Chekhov's The Duel and Paul McCartney from Lennon Naked)
Jeffrey Combs, also known as Weyoun from Star Trek (and also Brunt and Commander Shran from that same Star Trek, Herbert West from Reanimator and the Rat King from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012)
Kathy Bates, also known as Annie Wilkes (or simply the psychopathic fan) from Misery.
Our sweet Lord Foul won't have to worry about his Ravers being untrustworthy anymore! These are going to surround him with all the attention, worship and care he could wish for - and perhaps some he couldn't...
Will Foamy be animated, too? Who's the First? Johnny Depp aka Gossy the Pirate Captain leading his terrifying crew of Giant Vikings who plunder and burn down every pathetic human village along the coast? Will he and Orlando Bloom have hawt yaoi smex in Andelain?
