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Unanswerable questions:" The Resurrected Dead Thread &q
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2003 8:38 am
by TRC
What was Lots wifes' name in the Bible?
What other questions do you know of that just irk you cause there ain't no answer ?
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2003 4:22 pm
by Worm of Despite
"Is there a God?"
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2003 4:53 pm
by dANdeLION
Mrs. Lot.
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2003 5:34 pm
by Fist and Faith
Why is the perforated line on the paper towels the strongest part of the roll???? I mean, you pull on the end, and it rips somewhere in the middle of the towel!!! MAN that annoys me!!!
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2003 8:35 pm
by variol son
Fist and Faith wrote:Why is the perforated line on the paper towels the strongest part of the roll???? I mean, you pull on the end, and it rips somewhere in the middle of the towel!!! MAN that annoys me!!!
LOL! You crack me up Fist.
Sum sui generis
Vs
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2003 8:39 pm
by Dragonlily
It's the same with tractor printer paper. It's maddening when you're always printing official forms.
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 5:00 pm
by Roland of Gilead
Why does your boss always walk into your office during the five minutes of the day you're on the Internet?
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 6:54 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Why are packaging engineers so evil? For example:
Why do they make the cellophane bag of Oreos so brittle that by opening the packaging you destroy it to the point that you are forced to eat all the Oreos in one sitting?
What magical property of the little cardboard tab-slot on the top of my cereal box makes it so difficult to use without destroying it?
Why must bagged salad be so difficult to open by hand that one often causes the bag to become a greens-grenade?
What mystical force prevents one from properly closing a cardboard pizza box with only one hand?
Why is entropy so cruel that the glass ketchup bottle makes it either tantalizingly unpourable or a tragic incarnadine fountain?
Why do "easy open" containers never open easily, nor ever close again?
Why would one make the little cheese powder packet in my mac-and-cheese so flimsy that shaking the packet just prior to opening makes it detonate duste de fromage all over my kitchen?
What horrible law of coincidence requires that our Helen Keller fire-alarm go off just as my wife is opening a new bag of flour?
DukkhaWaynhim
[Weird, warped, and wallowing in a life of involuntary slapstick]
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 7:17 pm
by TRC
Gee Dukka, sounds like all of lifes most troubling perplexities revolve around food preparation, I think if I had that much trouble making dinner I would never eat @ home again. Let someone else shoulder the burden of spreading chhese powder and flour all over their kitchen.
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 7:20 pm
by TRC
ROdAN wrote:Mrs. Lot.
Wasn't Lot his first name ?
did they use the oriental surname order ?
wasn't her name Nacl?
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 7:25 pm
by aTOMiC
If Atlas is carrying the world on his shoulders, what is he standing on?
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 7:29 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
TRC wrote:ROdAN wrote:Mrs. Lot.
Wasn't Lot his first name ?
did they use the oriental surname order ?
wasn't her name Nacl?
ACK! Chemistry Joke!!!!!
DukkhaWaynhim
[
Weird, warped, and West-siiiide!!]
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 7:31 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
SHATTERSTAR wrote:If Atlas is carrying the world on his shoulders, what is he standing on?
A really stout turtle!
DukkhaWaynhim
[
Weird, warped, and watching the clock]
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 7:34 pm
by aTOMiC
DukkhaWaynhim wrote:SHATTERSTAR wrote:If Atlas is carrying the world on his shoulders, what is he standing on?
A really stout turtle!
DukkhaWaynhim
[
Weird, warped, and watching the clock]
What is the Turtle standing on?
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 7:34 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
TRC wrote:Wasn't her name Nacl?
Saline Dion?
DukkhaWaynhim
[
Weird, warped, and White-Rabbity]
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 7:36 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
SHATTERSTAR wrote:DukkhaWaynhim wrote:SHATTERSTAR wrote:If Atlas is carrying the world on his shoulders, what is he standing on?
A really stout turtle!
DukkhaWaynhim
[
Weird, warped, and watching the clock]
What is the Turtle standing on?
It's turtles, turtles, all the way down....
DukkhaWaynhim
[
Weird, warped, and paraphrasing...someone...]
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 7:37 pm
by aTOMiC
DukkhaWaynhim wrote:SHATTERSTAR wrote:DukkhaWaynhim wrote:
A really stout turtle!
DukkhaWaynhim
[Weird, warped, and watching the clock]
What is the Turtle standing on?
It's turtles, turtles, all the way down....
DukkhaWaynhim
[
Weird, warped, and paraphrasing...someone...]
Down to what?
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 7:38 pm
by Roland of Gilead
"What is the turtle standing on?"
Four elephants. Or is the other way around? I've only read a couple of Pratchett novels.
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 7:39 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
apparently an infinite stack of turtles, like the ones left over at OddLots when TMNT fell out of vogue.
DukkhaWaynhim
[Weird, warped, and Webtastic]
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 7:42 pm
by aTOMiC
DukkhaWaynhim wrote:apparently an infinite stack of turtles, like the ones left over at OddLots when TMNT fell out of vogue.
DukkhaWaynhim
[Weird, warped, and Webtastic]
Infinite is a very long way.
That makes more sense than the guy standing on nothing holding up the world against the irresistible pull of nothing.