THOOLAH has returned to redeem your mortal soul.
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:37 pm
Greetings again, my Brothers and Sisters.
The time has returned for THOOLAH to reclaim its former glory.
As some of you may have heard, approximately nine years ago a humble organization was formed here at Kevin's Watch. It began as a fair and noble organization in its dreams and aspirations.
This group, of course, is The Holy Order of Linden Avery Haters.
See this following topic to remind yourself of simpler, less-Linden-filled, times:
kevinswatch.ihugny.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=8326
Since that origin topic, our membership has grown a thousand-fold. Tales of our tale have been told across the Land!
However, I am saddened to say that since that first proclamation of "THOOLAH!", we have seen seen the conclusion of four books of The Last Chronicles of Thomas Covenant become tainted by the Queen of Inaction, the Chosen of Averyness, She Who Should Never Have Been Named, I speak of course of Linden Avery.
NO MORE I SAY AGAIN!
I have created this topic to spark interest in a new generation of THOOLAH disciples. We have nearly 2000 pages of new hatred of Linden to document and scorn. I speak of course of unforgivable deeds such as:
-Having the nerve to set foot back into the Land and show her face again after swiping Covenant's ring from the floor of Kiril Threndor at the finale of White Gold Wielder.
-Releasing the whinyness of her adopted scion onto the Land.
-Spending approximately 900 pages (I'm rounding down) "thinking"
-Somehow making a metaphor out of unwashed pants.
-Wussing it up during the second half of The Last Dark, refusing to fight, even though she had *just* been given a shiny new white gold ring, which any normal person would have used to blast their enemies to tiny little bits.
-For having the nerve to use her feminine wiles to manipulate Stave and make him think unclean thoughts.
-And, you know, destroying the entire world. That kind of sucked too.
Amen amen I say again to you. Our time has returned.-jay
The time has returned for THOOLAH to reclaim its former glory.
As some of you may have heard, approximately nine years ago a humble organization was formed here at Kevin's Watch. It began as a fair and noble organization in its dreams and aspirations.
This group, of course, is The Holy Order of Linden Avery Haters.
See this following topic to remind yourself of simpler, less-Linden-filled, times:
kevinswatch.ihugny.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=8326
Since that origin topic, our membership has grown a thousand-fold. Tales of our tale have been told across the Land!
However, I am saddened to say that since that first proclamation of "THOOLAH!", we have seen seen the conclusion of four books of The Last Chronicles of Thomas Covenant become tainted by the Queen of Inaction, the Chosen of Averyness, She Who Should Never Have Been Named, I speak of course of Linden Avery.
NO MORE I SAY AGAIN!
I have created this topic to spark interest in a new generation of THOOLAH disciples. We have nearly 2000 pages of new hatred of Linden to document and scorn. I speak of course of unforgivable deeds such as:
-Having the nerve to set foot back into the Land and show her face again after swiping Covenant's ring from the floor of Kiril Threndor at the finale of White Gold Wielder.
-Releasing the whinyness of her adopted scion onto the Land.
-Spending approximately 900 pages (I'm rounding down) "thinking"
-Somehow making a metaphor out of unwashed pants.
-Wussing it up during the second half of The Last Dark, refusing to fight, even though she had *just* been given a shiny new white gold ring, which any normal person would have used to blast their enemies to tiny little bits.
-For having the nerve to use her feminine wiles to manipulate Stave and make him think unclean thoughts.
-And, you know, destroying the entire world. That kind of sucked too.
Amen amen I say again to you. Our time has returned.-jay
You might want to resize it, though -- it's requiring me to scroll across my 24-inch screen. 