The Last Chronicles - worth it?

Post by **hurtloam** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 4:42 pm

Ugh, I should have read the whole thread before responding to that. By the time my post appears, the thread went in a completely different direction. Sorry to be a downer.

Post by **peter** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:02 am

Frostheart Grueburn wrote:Can one call a male Giant cute? A tub of testosterone on two legs, but...cute? Usually that applies to fuzzy critters and humans of a certain age.

...alas, both of which I seem to be increasingly qualifying for these days!

Post by **aliantha** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 3:26 pm

hurtloam wrote:Ugh, I should have read the whole thread before responding to that. By the time my post appears, the thread went in a completely different direction. Sorry to be a downer.

No worries.

Post by **Ananda** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:23 am

Frostheart Grueburn wrote:Well this is not a Cornish beach.

We Swordmainnir, particularly Stonemage, felt that the conversation has concentrated too much on the femmes fatales, so Exalt here volunteered to pose for ladies and gents alike.

Why can't all book chat be like this? I'd have liked the books more if Softy had illustrated them.

Post by **peter** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 3:00 pm

A true red-head I see.

Post by **TheFallen** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 8:06 pm

I keep thinking that the muscle in Exalt's right leg, just above his kneecap (the vastus medialis, I believe) is actually an overly pendulous and somewhat displaced giantish testicle...

Website · Post by **Iolanthe** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 8:47 pm

And that reminds me of a song that the rugby club choir used to sing (I was their official accompanist)

...............can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow, can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier.............etc.

Sorry!

Post by **Vraith** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 12:39 am

Iolanthe wrote:And that reminds me of a song that the rugby club choir used to sing (I was their official accompanist)

...............can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow, can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier.............etc.

Sorry!

Hee hee! Our swim team used an adult version of that [which it seems something similar you are pointing at/apologizing for].
Not in front of the fans and coaches of course...

My niece learned the "nice" version at a camp when she was 5-ish.
Cracked me up so much, whenever she was in trouble while I was babysitting her she'd sing it to make me laugh.
Apparently ALL girl and boy camps in the u.s. learn it.

Post by **peter** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 2:04 pm

Perhaps Frosty should re-style herself as 'Eskimo Nell'

Website · Post by **Iolanthe** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 2:47 pm

Post by **Frostheart Grueburn** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 4:43 pm

Winter is coming! We must warm ourselves somehow while three meters of snow sprawl outside and the arctic air freezes even campfires.
I would feel a mite sorry for michaelm for tarnishing his thread, if he did not possess the exact same sense of humor.

Le Pétermane wrote:A true red-head I see.

Had you considered erenow that he might be green down there?

TheFallen wrote:I keep thinking that the muscle in Exalt's right leg, just above his kneecap (the vastus medialis, I believe) is actually an overly pendulous and somewhat displaced giantish testicle...

I am afraid I must bust these myths and inform the general audiences that the Giantish reproductive organs are located in the standard fork. No extra legroom. Elsewise the males might be more fertile.

Why can't all book chat be like this? I'd have liked the books more if Softy had illustrated them.

Well, you could start a thread in the gallery.

One never knows what might turn up, even in the form of Bad Illustrating.

Three rounds of spanking for utilizing the Forbidden Name, however.
:whip:

Oh wait, but Ananda likes that, particularly with ur-vile masters. So much for that endeavor...

Post by **peter** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 6:18 pm

I bow to your superior knowledge of the subject frosty.

Post by **Sorus** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:16 pm

How did I miss this thread?

Post by **peter** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 10:12 am

[Would that it had been included in TLC

]

Post by **michaelm** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 12:33 pm

Frostheart Grueburn wrote:I would feel a mite sorry for michaelm for tarnishing his thread, if he did not possess the exact same sense of humor.

Post by **Frostheart Grueburn** » Sat Nov 08, 2014 7:42 pm

What? I'm staying very much in the limits of the strictest canon! Everyone kens the degree of SRD's adoration towards this extremely accurate cover that shows a perfect example of Giantish habiliments:

I'm afraid a part of this leaked earlier, but this illustration exhibiting a Swordmain training session from The Last Chronicles pursues the same trend. The cute Exalt with his charming smiles never fails to tickle the hearts of female readers, but in particular the larger Giantesses require an acquired taste à lá Hashi. 'Tis no coincidence that the Haruchai keep blushing and stuttering all the way through the storyline. Even Covenant has trouble holding his...horses.

(Way to treat my artist's block...skin tone practice!

)

Post by **michaelm** » Mon Nov 10, 2014 2:03 pm

Getting 404 errors for your pictures

Post by **caamora** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 1:29 pm

me too.

Post by **wayfriend** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 3:09 pm

BTW, they worked for me earlier, but not now. Since I presume FH runs sagazorm.net herself, she perhaps has taken then down, or has re-orged her website.

Post by **Frostheart Grueburn** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 2:38 pm

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

The Last Chronicles - worth it?