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Knock, knock...
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 2:06 pm
by Linna Heartbooger
Knock, knock!
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 7:10 pm
by Savor Dam
(OK, I'll take the bait, Linna...)
Who's there?
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2014 1:40 am
by Linna Heartbooger
Interrupting cow!
(thank you.)
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2014 4:39 pm
by Vraith
Linna Heartlistener wrote:Interrupting cow!
(thank you.)
Ummm....
Shouldn't that have gone...
Linna wrote: Knock knock
SD wrote: (Ok, I'll take the bait, Linna) Who
Linna wrote:INTERRUPTING COW
's there?
Just saying.
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2014 5:42 pm
by Cagliostro
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2014 8:10 pm
by Linna Heartbooger
Vraith wrote:Ummm....
Shouldn't that have gone...
Linna wrote: Knock knock
SD wrote: (Ok, I'll take the bait, Linna) Who
Linna wrote:INTERRUPTING COW
's there?
Just saying.
Nope, we're not done with this round...
Doesn't anybody here know what you say next...?!?!
Cags- hah! Did you craft that youorself just for this or find it?
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2014 8:16 pm
by Savor Dam
Yes, I know my lines...just not always present on the Watch.
Interrupting cow, who?
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2014 8:50 pm
by Vraith
Savor Dam wrote:Yes, I know my lines...just not always present on the Watch.
Interrupting cow, who?
Yea...not to [MOO!] interrupt...
But I
[who?] know your lines
[MOO!]
too.
And this isn't a [1] thread.
or even a [3] thread....brief aside to Linna...really? a thread about Jesus that begins with a trinity? Really?
I got a great knock knock joke...you start it...
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:23 pm
by Savor Dam
Sorry, V. Until I finish with Linna, I am not going to start another sequence. I'm easy, but not quite that much so.
Of course, since it is apparently a cow joke (and being who I am), I have probably herd it already...

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 2:02 am
by Linna Heartbooger
Savor Dam wrote:Interrupting cow, who?
MOO-- drat!
This one doesn't work over play-by-post.
If we follow standard Mallory's convention, (?) SD goes next.
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 3:28 am
by Savor Dam
Linna's "MOO-- drat!" response also seems to work for ADD Cow, who got distracted and forgot what he was saying. Many levels more ironic when ADD Cow interrupts with something so urgent, then can't remember what the big deal was.
OK...not entirely PC. Readers who don't know me, please temper your offense with the knowledge that there is nobody in my household who even comes close to neurotypical. Trust me, there is no disrespect here!
Since Vraith apparently has one teed up, I will defer to him.
Vraith wrote:I got a great knock knock joke...you start it...
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 10:24 am
by Linna Heartbooger
Savor Dam wrote:Since Vraith apparently has one teed up, I will defer to him.
Vraith wrote:I got a great knock knock joke...you start it...
Hah!
Knock-knock jokes, people; not cross-talk.
We need productivity and a keen focus on the topic begun by the OP, not responsibility-shifting.
This is Mallory's, guys; get crackin'!
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 11:04 am
by Ananda
I looked up knock knock jokes and now know several really bad ones!
Knock knock!
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 1:37 pm
by michaelm
Who's there?
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 4:00 pm
by Linna Heartbooger
INTERRUPTING COW!!
Just kidding... Ananda's got the ball here.
Probs not my job to say this, but... public service reminder: the Watch is a family forum..
even Mallory's.
Umm, come to think of it, I have a personal stake in that being "especially Mallory's."
Anyways... umm, sorry Ananda... what were you gonna say?
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 5:42 pm
by Ananda
michaelm wrote:Who's there?
Watch.
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 5:52 pm
by Savor Dam
[holds tissue box at the ready...]
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 7:33 pm
by michaelm
Watch who?
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 8:44 pm
by Vraith
knock, knock!
Who's there,
i' the name of Beelzebub? Here's a farmer, that hang'd himself
Knock, knock! Who's there
in the other devil's name? here's an equivocator, that could swear
knock, knock!
Who's there?
here's an English tailor come hither, for stealing
Knock, knock!
What are you? But this place is too cold for hell.
knock knock
michaelm wrote:Who's there?
MacDuff.
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2014 8:25 am
by Linna Heartbooger
Vraith wrote:And this isn't a [1] thread.
or even a [3] thread....brief aside to Linna...really? a thread about Jesus that begins with a trinity? Really?
Should not
everything I say have a Trinitarian feel to it, really?
Back to you, Ananda!