Kevin's Watch

Thomas Covenant was his name,
Unbelieving was his game.
With only half his right hand,
He traveled the Land
White Gold he set out to tame.

A wench by his side
He set out in stride
To find where the Evil Did Hide
When He got there
There was no despair
And he took lord Foul for a ride

The once was a man from Nantucket
Who had a Hole in his bucket
He took it to a man who stuck it
In a bucket fixing machine

Now the machine it worked quite well
for when it was done it looked rather swell
for it was now all shiny and clean
and you could not tell where the hole had been

But the man was somewhat dismayed
As he said in an angry way
"As a bucket This just will not do !"
" for as you may have filled the bottom hole in,
Alas you have filled in the top one too..!!!!"
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There once was a man from Nantucket
who had never heard of a Ka'tet
"what the heck "was his reply,
without fret ,"I'll give it a try."
And by both barrels did he die.