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ABCs of why the Watch won't break 1 million posts this year
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2016 12:06 am
by aliantha
I threatened to do it, and now I've done it. Here, I'll start:
A cat chewed through my mouse cord and prevented me from posting at the Watch.
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2016 12:09 am
by Sorus
Because Avatar doesn't post in Mallory's.
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2016 12:18 am
by Savor Dam
Couldn't post a cut-and-pasted article due to special characters being rejected...and I am too lazy to track them down and replace them.
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2016 12:22 am
by Sorus
DDoS attack by evil Terry Brooks fans.
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2016 1:32 am
by aTOMiC
Easy. Because Darth Revan, dANdeLION and myself are no longer spamming the crap out of Mallory's to the tune of 500 posts a day.
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2016 5:24 pm
by aliantha
Facebook: instant gratification.
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2016 5:59 pm
by deer of the dawn
Girly stuff.
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2016 12:23 pm
by dlbpharmd
Hellfire! It's easier to keep my snarky comments to myself than type them.
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2016 1:35 pm
by aTOMiC
Its because there is no The Simpsons forum on the Watch.
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 6:50 pm
by aliantha
Just got another 404 error... (sigh)
(Not really. At least not today.)
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 11:20 am
by aTOMiC
Killing butterflies is wrong and because we can't count that high.
All fixed.
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 3:33 pm
by Savor Dam
Confusion about the alphabet
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 5:02 pm
by aTOMiC
Likely to run out of toilet paper before we reach a million posts.
I have repaired the damage I have wrought.
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 10:31 pm
by Cagliostro
Alphabet games are for suckers
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 11:06 am
by aTOMiC
Most of the members of the Watch don't post in Mallory's so spamming is left to a few gifted diehards.
Woohoo! Back on track.
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 6:10 pm
by Savor Dam
Not enough posts to reach goal
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 6:51 pm
by aTOMiC
Only the release of the 4th Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, somehow featuring Batman, Spiderman and Luke Skywalker will increase membership enough to comply with the requirements of the intended goal.
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 8:19 pm
by Cagliostro
Pontificating on a subject to talk about takes too much time to get around to actually posting it.
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 3:53 pm
by aTOMiC
Quality posts require a tremendous amount of time and effort. (On the other hand crappy posts take no time at all.)
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 4:01 pm
by Cagliostro
Reviewing the entire forum to make sure nobody has ever made the same point I am thinking of posting.