Describe the Band Above You

[deer of the dawn]

Based solely on the name, describe the band the previous poster has posted.
Then, post a new band name.

Example:

Death Chicks

A Goth-metal all-girl band whose members dress in dark Lolita style; their music is a blend of bubble gum pop and Screamo, with dark lyrics reflecting the sadness of children over lost dogs.

The Muse Mothers

[aTOMiC]

The Muse Mothers


A country/western jazz fusion trio composed of three mothers of the members of a county/western jazz trio called Identyty


Identyty

[Cagliostro]

Identyty

A county/western jazz trio whose mothers compose the band The Muse Mothers. The lead singer, Dusty Pants, has a very pronounced stutter, but it works well in the songs they compose.



Roland and the Lobstrosities

[aTOMiC]

Roland and the Lobstrosities

An 80s British punk quartet that performed only once on September 26th 1981 on a street corner in Bristol. Lead singer Roland Jeffery Dolby was struck by a wayward lorry while the group was playing their signature song "I Don't Wanna Die by Being Run Over by a Truck". After which the surviving members of the group disbanded citing "Extreme Irony" as the primary reason.


Modern Primators

[deer of the dawn]

Modern Primators

A cerebral take on 80s electronica, the Modern Primators lay down their signature arpeggiation while trained monkeys do the Running Man.

Garage Pilots

[deer of the dawn]

Modern Primators

A cerebral take on 80s electronica, the Modern Primators lay down their signature arpeggiation while trained monkeys do the Running Man.

Garage Pilots

[aTOMiC]

Garage Pilots

Band of 14 kazoo players who are able to sound like 12.


Shattered Mattresses

[deer of the dawn]

Shattered Mattresses

A psychedelic jam band from Akron, Ohio but with a touch of 90s angst and prurient slyness to their lyric poetry.

Big Mama Koko and the Spectaculaires

[aTOMiC]

Big Mama Koko and the Spectaculaires

With a classic Big Band sound of the 1940s, Big Mama Koko and the Spectaculaires was formed by the best toddler musicians available. Most of the music was described as "incoherent" as none of the members were older than 4 years of age but the sound pioneered baby swing for decades to come.

Jackson Jackson and the Jacksons

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Jackson Jackson and the Jacksons

They were a six white brothers Jackson Five cover band. They took turns using the gigs as alibi's to steal cars from the car park where they were playing. All six members are now in the state pen, but rumor has it there next album will be in the style of "gangster rap", to the soundtracks of the Jackson Five.

Uncle Boogie

[aTOMiC]

Uncle Boogie


The hard core death metal band Uncle Boogie was formed in the aftermath of the near total annihilation of mankind by the Zeta-178834 asteroid impact of August, 19th 2145. Whilst existing underground for nearly 15 years in the copper mines of eastern Montana the band's members were gathered together by a common interest in telling ghost stories to the few remaining sentient androids that comprised nearly half of the mine's total population. Their music was inspired by listening to the android facsimile of legendary guitarist Eddie Van Halen play a scorched, string-less 1990's era Les Paul Special with his elbows and eyelids.


Elbows and Eyelids

[deer of the dawn]

Elbows and Eyelids

An intellectual, highly polished chamber ensemble whose musical offerings include the albums, Irises and Iliacs, Thoraxes and Thumbs, and Skulls and Spines. The band struggled to find audience until the breakout of the title track of Skulls and Spines, which critics lauded for reflecting the revival of morbid intellectualism among the youth of the West. Immediately following their astonishing success, the band split due to intellectual differences regarding their artistic development.

Babygoat Frenzy

[aTOMiC]

Babygoat Frenzy

A musical duo that was formed by Aldrich Tate and Mayberry Brown who overheard the members of the Beatles arguing in a cafe in Paris, France in 1965. According to Mayberry, Ringo was considering changing his name to Babygoat Frenzy and George Harrison was outraged at the idea. Mayberry immediately fell in love with the name and with Tate's approval took it as their own. Sadly the two aspiring song writers were not actually musicians and produced only one recording which was essentially a microphone placed next to a urinal in a public men's room recording ambient sounds. It was not well received by critics.


Snot and Booger

[deer of the dawn]

Snot and Booger

A big band whose music is aimed at 8-11 year old boys. But there's a really great beat and good hooks, so parents actually get roped in to singing along in the car.

Flea Bottomy

[Linna Heartbooger]

An old-fasion' band known for their twangy bluegrass riffs at least as much as for their efforts to resist the onerous pressures of modern hygenic expectations.

Basis Vector

A big band whose music is aimed at 8-11 year old boys. But there's a really great beat and good hooks, so parents actually get roped in to singing along in the car.

[aTOMiC]

Basis Vector


The Progressive Rock legends, Basis Vector, blasted their way on to the PR charts with their first album "Treat for Feet" nearly 250 years ago and what's left of the band is still going strong today thanks to genetic splicing and multiple breakthroughs in robotics. Though none of Basis Vector's original fans are alive today they still produce music in the hope that one day they will be reincarnated as per the band's mission statement found at www.basisvectoralive.com back in the year 2034 before the internet was completely taken over by the Antichrist.


Snot Pockets

[Cheval]

Snot Pockets: After the news of the big break up of
Snot and Booger, the 2 original members decided to continue
as a "big-boy" band following the footsteps of Hansen.
(Just don't buy any clothing from their fashion line.)

Bender Over

[aTOMiC]

Bender Over was a Country/Blue Grass band formed in 1963. The group specialized in double entendre lyrics that formed the basis for their appeal until the lead singer and founder John Thomas accidentally snipped off his twig and berries while riding his pet alligator named Crocodile. When the missing appendages did not grow back as JT assumed he quit the band and dedicated himself to local politics where his level of intelligence was most appropriate.


Massive Bastard

[Cord Hurn]

Massive Bastard A stoner sludge rock group that specializes in songs about having intense cases of "the munchies".

The Neverending Knock-knock Joke

[deer of the dawn]

The Neverending Knock-knock Joke

Cool jazz arrangements of vintage children's songs form the centerpiece of this ensemble's repertoire. The disco remix of Miss Lucy Had a Tugboat charted briefly in the UK, but was in the Top Ten in Norway for almost 18 months. They attempted to capitalize on their success in the Scandinavian market by arranging What Does the Fox Say solely with samples of knocking sounds; but the band broke up after a concert opened by Sami folk musicians, when all three of the band's members decided to quit the pop scene and herd reindeer under the Northern Lights. Sadly, two members froze to death their first winter in the Arctic, and remaining member Suzette Leopold decided to open a tea room in Likely, California, having lost her vocal cords to frostbite.

Corona Variations