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The ABC "Punch Drunk Boxer" Game

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 3:56 pm
by aTOMiC
You are a boxer. You have just been punched in the brain so many times you fell flat on your face. The ref is asking you if you know where you are. Your response is...

"Alf cork I grow has the grape! I am only don shake peanut butters."

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 6:44 pm
by JIkj fjds j
ght yorwrrtA SeeTDHFUYIGYUnches of flowers."

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 9:44 pm
by aTOMiC
"Can't you see I'm fine? I'm in Kansas. Hello Toto...the government."

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 5:21 pm
by JIkj fjds j
"Dempsey, ladies and gentlemen, th

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It's one for the money,
two for the show,
three to 7T-R0-98Y=0oG
step on my uncle bob,
you can doK

anything,
but lay oNff of m
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... where'd he go! "

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 7:20 pm
by aTOMiC
"Every time I fall downed somebody acks me the some question. Do you know where is it? Well that's a dumb question."

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 1:15 am
by dANdeLION
"Frickin guy knocked me to bolivion!"

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 1:19 am
by aTOMiC
"Good ta meet cha. What'd ya say? I don know. I wanna biscuit."

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 5:35 am
by sgt.null
Hello, is you here about the carpets?

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 6:11 pm
by aTOMiC
I am in a box of cereal. Where are you?

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 7:51 pm
by sgt.null
Just a minute, if I am President Hoover, are you General Westinghouse?

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 10:08 pm
by aTOMiC
Kill me.

Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2018 12:28 am
by Lazy Luke
boingk, boingk, boingk, boingk, boingk

Laurdy! This is the worst trampoline I've ever been on.

Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2022 7:28 pm
by Cord Hurn
"Ma! Pizza delivery is here and I still need a few bucks to tip the delivery driver off! I know the pizza has arrived because I can hear someone ringing the bell."

Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2023 12:56 am
by sgt.null
Nertz!

Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2023 6:23 pm
by Cord Hurn
"On the dark side of the moon I'll see you! The lunatics are in my head!"

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2023 3:13 am
by sgt.null
Pennies on the dollar!

Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2023 4:31 pm
by Cord Hurn
Quinine for me immediately! Can't you see I've got malaria?!?

The ABC "Punch Drunk Boxer" Game

Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 4:23 pm
by sgt.null
Ralph has a hold of my sol for pennies, mere copper pennies/