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ABC Classic one-liners
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 1:32 am
by dANdeLION
All your base are belong to us.
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 2:49 am
by aTOMiC
But I don't wanna be a pirate!
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 5:47 pm
by dANdeLION
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 12:20 pm
by aTOMiC
Don't touch me!
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:37 pm
by dANdeLION
Every married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 3:38 pm
by aTOMiC
From what ocean did you spawn?
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 11:30 pm
by dANdeLION
Great googoogly-moogly!
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 2:13 pm
by aTOMiC
Holy crap! Are you for real?
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 10:11 am
by deer of the dawn
I don't even want to know.
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 12:00 pm
by aTOMiC
What planet are you from?
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 2:33 pm
by dANdeLION
Jesus, Tom, didn't you learn the alphabet?
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 2:56 pm
by aTOMiC
Kind of lost track there didn't I?
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2016 12:12 am
by dANdeLION
Life is like a box of chocolates.
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2016 12:31 am
by Akasri
Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today.
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 3:35 pm
by aTOMiC
No one move. It can't see us if you stay perfectly still.
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 7:52 am
by Cord Hurn
Only takes one person to share one story to make an impact on one listener who takes one second to make one decision to move one step toward one incredible life.
ABC Classic one-liners
Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2023 10:32 pm
by sgt.null
Please help us mister, we haven't anyone else...