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ABC Ways To Ban dAN
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 10:06 pm
by dANdeLION
As you all know, I have been trying to have dAN banned, to no avail.
Jay's too drunk too even comprehend my requests; and Av is too busy trying to count backwards from 2 million to 1 million.
Frankly, this is an outrage. We've successfully banned Zeph, Revan, Danlo and other bad seeds; certainly we can rid ourselves of this blight!
So now it's up to the Watch people (and null) to voice their outrage, in the tried and true ABC fashion!
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2016 12:51 am
by dANdeLION
"Accidental "overdose.
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2016 7:47 am
by Savor Dam
Calm response: Bizarre pattern of hyperposting deemed disruptive to actual communication on the Watch.
Out-of-left-field 2016-style response: babybottomfeeeder and dAN: are you sure they aren't the same dude?
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2016 11:39 am
by dANdeLION
Damn, 2 posts in, and the whole ABC thing is shot to hell! Deer is gonna be pissed!
And no, I am not, nor ever have been, bbf.
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 8:48 pm
by Savor Dam
Egregious disregard for alphabetical sequence
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 9:16 pm
by dANdeLION
For God's sake, read the title!!!! This isn't "ABC Reasons dAN should be banned"! We already know his multitudinous crimes!
I'm, working with idiots!! No wonder nothing's getting done!!
!IDIOTS!!!
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 11:22 pm
by Savor Dam
Give him enough rope...perhaps
497 1/2 feet.
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 11:37 pm
by Sorus
How many ways are there to ban someone? I'm guessing Av just needs to push the big red button, but he doesn't visit Mallory's.
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2016 5:32 am
by dANdeLION
I know, right? It should be simple. Hell, even Jay knew how to do it!
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2016 11:28 am
by deer of the dawn
Jay is suspiciously silent on the matter. Perhaps cooking up something really good.
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2016 8:00 pm
by dANdeLION
Kings and empires have fallen in less time than it takes for Jay to make a decision.
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2016 9:28 pm
by Savor Dam
Let danlo do it if Jay or Av don't.
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2016 11:56 pm
by Sorus
More likely to get a visit from flying pigs than danlo these days.
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 12:59 am
by dANdeLION
Not very likely, for sure.
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 2:49 am
by Sorus
Of course someone could always send him a message on Facebook.
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 3:29 am
by dANdeLION
Perhaps, but he'll likely ignore it.
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 12:35 pm
by aTOMiC
Quit asking to be banned.
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2016 1:45 am
by dANdeLION
Relax. Nobody's accusing you of being dAN.....yet.
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2016 2:40 pm
by aTOMiC
Suppose they do? Then what am I supposed to do, eh?
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2016 10:08 pm
by dANdeLION
Then you disappear, one way or the other.