Advice for aTOMiC.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Thu May 25, 2017 1:27 pm

When lighting a match, do NOT wash the match because that is not how clean burning fuel works.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu May 25, 2017 3:55 pm

Thanks.

Post by **sgt.null** » Thu May 25, 2017 11:27 pm

will this be a series?

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri May 26, 2017 11:11 am

sgt.null wrote:will this be a series?

I have no idea.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Fri May 26, 2017 3:07 pm

To avoid having to cut, package, and refrigerate a side of beef, with the attendant risk of spoilage in case the apocalypse cuts off power, eat the entire side of beef immediately.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri May 26, 2017 3:47 pm

Thank you. Good advice indeed.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri May 26, 2017 11:29 pm

Boomerangs don't always come back.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sat May 27, 2017 1:42 am

dANdeLION wrote:Boomerangs don't always come back.

That I know. Especially when they end up on a roof.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat May 27, 2017 11:41 am

Don't pay for your B-17's in advance.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sat May 27, 2017 12:13 pm

dANdeLION wrote:Don't pay for your B-17's in advance.

Naturally as some jerk is guaranteed to mishandle it and break off the props and the landing gear.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat May 27, 2017 3:08 pm

You can never unsee a drunk friend hitting on a gay guy with a mohawk.

Post by **Sorus** » Sat May 27, 2017 6:05 pm

Sounds like a pretty typical Friday night to me.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sat May 27, 2017 8:00 pm

dANdeLION wrote:You can never unsee a drunk friend hitting on a gay guy with a mohawk.

He claimed he couldn't tell. How come you and I knew the moment we saw "her" but he had no idea?
That's a special kind if drunk.

Post by **Sorus** » Sat May 27, 2017 8:05 pm

But what advice does aTOMiC get from that? This game is confusing.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sat May 27, 2017 8:15 pm

Sorus wrote:But what advice does aTOMiC get from that? This game is confusing.

The lesson is if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck it's probably a duck in spite of what the beer goggles say.

This event occurred in like 1984 and we have never let our friend forget it although dAN tends to keep it alive more than I do.
It was pretty funny though.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Sun May 28, 2017 10:55 am

When driving in the rain, do not rest both feet on the dashboard at the same time.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sun May 28, 2017 1:44 pm

Sound advice, deer.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon May 29, 2017 1:50 am

There are better car air fresheners than a half-eaten chicken.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon May 29, 2017 11:44 am

dANdeLION wrote:There are better car air fresheners than a half-eaten chicken.

It was a half eaten hamburger but good advice.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon May 29, 2017 1:22 pm

I didn't know about the burger, but I clearly remember the chicken.

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Advice for aTOMiC.

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