Kevin's Watch

I was reading some of the other threads and quite a lot of posters are very humorous. So here is another chance to shine.

What are some funny ways that Lord Foul could have made Covenant surrender his ring.

I have thought of two scenarios:

1. Force Covenant to watch Batman and Robin wearing a batsuit from the movie.
Covenant approaches Lord Foul's throne. Foul: "Covenant - cower before me and hand me that ring!"
Covenant" Never!"
Foul: "Look your worthless maggot I really don't have time for this - hand me the ring before I have to really torture you"
Covenant "I have lived through torture you cannot imagine"
Foul: "Ok Dude but don't say I didn't warn you"
Foul motions towards a Raver. The Raver is carrying a batsuit and a movie projector
Covenant - sweating profusely "Whaaa whaaaaat are you doing over there?"
The Raver is gleefully laughing as he clamps the batsuit unto Covenant and flicks on "Batman and Robin" unto the dark ominous walls.
Covenant screaming at the top of his lungs wracking every nerve in his body from being tortured to see such horrendous images on the walls and being constrained in a batsuit - the agony becomes too much. Covenant" Hellfire! Stop! Stop! have the blasted ring already!!!" Throws the ring to Foul Foul blasts Covenant to ashes and just leaves a batsuit nipple as a trophy.

2. Lord Foul forms a Teletubby army (PS if you don't know what a Teletubby is - count yourself lucky)
Lord Mhoram and Covenant are on Revelstone scanning the battlefield.
Lord Mhoram" Hmmm I am seeing a unusual sight"
Covenant " What is it?"
Lord Mhoram "A bunch of creatures with plain faces weird shaped heads and screens on their bellies"
Covenant "What? WHAT??!! Hellfire!!! How did Lord Foul get a hold of bunch of Teletubbies??!!!"
The Teletubby army approaches dancing and singing "Eh oh"
Covenant starts screaming maniacally -"Anything but this Lord Foul this is a real pervesion of all things moral"
Covenant throws his ring at Lord Foul who promptly blasts the Land to Rubble and just leaves a giant sun with a child's face in it for all creation to see for all eternity.

OK your turn

Hahaha.. not bad but I am forced to ask which Batman and Robin movie, animated or live action, with George Clooney and Chris O Donnel or Val Kilmer.

I want to see the Despisers Telly Tubby army
Its now on my must see list, its like a bucket list without the bucket

Batman an Robin (1997) with George Clooney and Chris O Donnel. Some of the most horrific acting and screenwriting I have seen. Literally one scene is Robin says "Holy grate (or something like that please don't make watch it again to remember exact quote). Batman "What?" Robin "You know holey grate because it has holes in it" The look on Clooneys face when tjis is happening is like please someone please hand me my humungous paycheck already.

Foul makes Covenant watch ads, debates and conventions from the past 10
US President election cycles. Both parties.

(Yes I know I'm worse than Foul )

Indeed you are Ur Dead

Ok what would make Covenant hand over the ring already?

I know .. sit in front of Snow Falling on Cedars .. he would absolutely cough up the ring if the reward were to turn that god awful movie off.. actually tbh there are likely a raft of movies that would make him hand over the ring to be spared those irretrievable hours...