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I have an issues with the xerox printer. Its show that the drive not install and when i installing it say Xerox person said all the required drivers are installed.
I don't know that the problem is it can you tell the solution of it.

There's really nothing you can't fix with wild magic. However, in this case, the key word is subtlety. Many people have burned out the delicate circuits of printers, computers, and the like, by working on them while angry. Indeed, the broken machine is usually the reason they're angry. A flicker of negative emotions, and BZZZZZT! So be cool and take your time.

Isn't this more of a Staff of Law thing? Sure, Xerox printers aren't beings of Law, but if Earthpower can square away the Waynhim, it should work fine on peripherals.

You could try copying this. It usually works for me when having frustrating technical issues.

Reboot before asking for help. Always reboot everything before asking for help.

Pretty sure Av will make short work of it Seems like a similar issue that we had with a faux editor that couldn't spell or string a legible sentence together

I could be wrong but my advice is definitely to use the Staff of Law, and if that fails .. travelling to an alternative universe might be the next best step

Then theres SPAMALOT .. a great place for Xerox Knights to feast like Kings

Oh please! Fix a printer with the Staff of Law, and everything will print ever so prim and proper. All margins are exactly X; indentations exactly Y; font perfectly uniform. *yawn*

Fix it with wild magic, and one page might be printed in a spiral starting in the middle of the page; the next possibly a mirror; the next a mixture of different languages.

Give me wild magic!

Interesting in that there is no link other than the profile link, which I'm sure doesn't count anyway. Most spammers will include links in the text of their post.

Don't you know link building is dead? The Watch, while a marvellous place, is not really relevant to printer repairs, and Google is a lot better at determining stuff like that these days.

Instead of random profile links you should be creating in-depth content that other people will want to link to. :p

--A

Don't fix your printer with wild magic! You'll rouse the Wurm of the Web's End! It will consume every thread until it is satiated, and then it will sleep for 54 microseconds.

Being a former IT tech the first thing that I would say is that Xerox is in no way governed by the strictures of the arch of time and therefore beyond the influence of the myriad earthpowerfull beings of the Earth. I believe it may be possible that Lord Foul himself might be able to tend to the issue however he is notoriously unwilling to be helpful in these cases. The Creator cannot interfere as we all know so that option is closed to you.

Seems there is no alternative but to replace said printer with an Elohim compatible unit and call it a day. Accepting defeat, in this case, is an honorable option.

Keep your chin up xeroxprinter person. However it (your printer) may assail you there is also love in the world.

I hope my comments were helpful.

Elohim printers look slick with that one big round button, but they're kinda pricey. The whole we-should-all-be-identical attitude is kinda snobby. I prefer Insequent printers myself. They may be glitchy but you have a lot more printing options. You can get a printer that fits what you need. And it won't cost you a ring and a staff.

Ahem. Insequent printers are notorious for delivering misordered page sets. This may be one of the glitches to which Wayfriend makes reference. Plan on having to resequence any multi-page documents you produce on such a printer.

Oh Id definitely go the Elohim printer myself .. I think while it may cost either a ring or a staff .. you paying for what you get .. quality and plenty of back up. I wouldnt recommend going the way of Insequent .. sure they are arguably more versatile but we all know they dont last .. and within a year you will have to upgrade .. or get specialist assistance to rebuild.

My elohim technology is far superior to the lesser insequent alternatives. And the good news is that if you experience technical difficulties of any kind .. you can just take it in to the big Elohim store and theyll sort you on the spot .. but always book ahead ..

Elohim printer? Insequent printer? You people have no common sense.

VAIN printer.

It looks damn cool, prints hanging sideways on the wall, comes with multiple options, and tears the faces off of your enemies from 50 feet away. It never glitches, never runs out of ink, prints the blackest text you can find, and, if it does make noise, it <i>sounds</i> damn cool. Unfortunately, it won't print in color.

I swear there are more replies to this thread than any other in the last 24.

--A

Well then, shame on the Tankers and the denizens of Mallorys.

There is an added advantage of wielding wild fire in this thread .. and who cares about that old worm ... like just what is a worm going to do when faced with real power anyhoo .. he cant even wield a light sabre for elohims sakes