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Null is returned
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 6:40 am
by sgt.null
Abjure and confess.
Once we set up the laptop...
I will reclaim Mallorys.
You have been warned.
GROOVY
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:12 am
by Skyweir
Let the conquest begin .. you must address the council of elders and a few youngers and maybe some middlers .. and make what case you have
What is your claim null .. and from whence does it proceed?
Speak truth Landling .. and forever hold thy pieces

Following the settling claim, there will be a joust .. lances not included

.. ranyhin included but thou must be an acceptable mount, then cream pie

conquest or pie face quest, you may choose, following this will be the haiku
Please proceed at will Landling ... if you seek, you will find, if you ask it shall not be given you ... pfft just joshing ... of course you shall receive

but maybe not precisely as asked.

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 10:47 am
by Damelon
The wrath of Sarge.

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 2:49 pm
by aTOMiC
Its about damn time!!!!
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 3:13 pm
by Skyweir
Valid argument
Brownie points for tardiness... part of the pro tardiness agenda ... and tea and scones are available from the tick shop for nominal fee.
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 7:19 pm
by sgt.null
All I survey on Mallory's is mine is Sgt. Kafka's.
I am he as he is me and we are one together.
Shudder and abjure, the old gods rise loathsome,
Unfettered. Heeding the Land's call. Corrupt magic.
Dread alchemy. Your gold is lead, lead is gold.
The one true wing no longer harbored by an impotent
Bastard. Rue this day. The wild magic is extinguished.
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 10:22 pm
by Skyweir
Leans over and hands Sarge a twinkie
Scratches head .. and from the top
calls forth the ranyhin .. lets ride
Disclaimer .. I habitually misspell every all words .. I mean I know words, I know the best words ... but in particular the word for the uber intelligent and highly opinionated four legged furdudes. I have demonstrated a persistent inability to spell that word correctly. Do correct or disregard as thou seest fit.
Anyone for a cuppa?
Why oh why wont that work

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 1:58 am
by sgt.null
People there is a poll.
Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 10:02 am
by Skyweir
Polled and lolled.

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 6:41 pm
by Savor Dam
Sky, take out the trailing space between .gif and the closing tag. You then get this:

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:42 pm
by Lazy Luke
Anti-equation #8
- Breakfast of Champions
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2019 8:51 am
by sgt.null
There was a word we used when we were
Younger. A melding, not unlike when mother
Would use the Vicks when we had a chest
Cold. Imagine that vapor intoxicating you.
I never did meet Charlie. My sister's imaginary
Friend. He had already been drafted at that
Point. Served as a cheerleader in the forward front.
He would sent postcards back from the various
Australian cities he claimed to be stationed at.
Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 12:34 pm
by deer of the dawn
Null takes over.
Conquest=null
null conquest=freedom
Free at last, the bird shakes off the cage from its wings
and sings its redemption song. So long
it has beaten its pinions against iron that they spread ragged
against the rainbow sun, blue sky won.
Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 7:02 pm
by High Lord Tolkien
And Sarge raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Mallory, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And Mallory did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 7:14 pm
by sgt.null
September crawled, High Lord indeed.
No doubt in my mind. I once was lost...
Magnetic relay is mine all of the time.
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:36 pm
by Skyweir
High Lord Tolkien wrote:And Sarge raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Mallory, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And Mallory did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 2:25 am
by sgt.null
Objective is subjective.
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 8:02 am
by Skyweir
Subject ... mmm ... not so much on the objective
Objective... mmm ... not so much on the Subjective
But what is the objective that you would have us subject to

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 3:41 am
by sgt.null
My worldview.
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 5:29 am
by Skyweir
Subject away my friend
