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ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2023 7:24 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Krispy Kreme's new Summertime Kale Kollection is a tasty way to add extra excitement — and extra folate! — to your deep-fried cake routine.
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2023 6:56 pm
by sgt.null
LOOK, i LIKE IT I LOVE IT ILL NEED MORE
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2023 7:41 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Mega Kale Booster x2 Multiplier.
Power-Up!
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2023 8:20 pm
by sgt.null
Neo-Kale. just as good?
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2023 7:53 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Omninutritive Kale is a precious Supergreen. All by its lonesome, it's a balanced diet. Yer daily-dose-of-everything in one mighty leaf.
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2023 8:58 pm
by sgt.null
perfect kale is so close
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2023 7:39 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Questioning anyone who so much as looks at Kale wrong.
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2023 12:22 am
by sgt.null
Returning stale kale to the store
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2023 6:50 am
by Wosbald
+JM+
Salubriousness of Kale, all by its lonesome, doesn't explain the allure of the leaf. Howzabout the pure sensory sumptuousness aroused by the Green God? Now we're getting closer.
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2023 7:02 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Tryin' hard to quit Kale. Oh, who am I kidding? I'm hooked.
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2023 7:50 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Underminers of Kale, in their long march through our institutions, have eroded the hallowed leaf's cultural cachet and weakened our national fiber. Cellulose fiber, that is.
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2023 7:28 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Votaries of Kale seek the elusive face of His Leafiness in ecstatic transports of vegetative bliss.
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2023 12:21 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Wilted Kale, often served adulterously alongside Non-Kale items, is a dietary choice best suited to Padawans, convalescents, and other weaklings unable to bear the full-force of Kale's theurgic potencies.
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2023 8:48 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Xpecting Kale, and having those xpectations rudely and brutally dashed by some simpering non-Kale comestible.
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 7:55 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Yearning for the Golden Age of Greens and the reign of Good King Kale.
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2024 7:03 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Zoup has got no zing without a heaping helping of that green, leafy thing!
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2024 6:38 am
by Cord Hurn
An attitude of gratitude for Kale.
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 8:04 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Bulbous, bald and misshapen Dream-Clowns weave dreary dirges for Salad Days Gone By.
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:02 am
by Cord Hurn
Crunching kale is always good for your strength and vitality.
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Fri May 03, 2024 7:46 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Derping-without-end is the inevitable outcome awaiting the terminally deKalcified.