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Literal Blockbusters
Posted: Wed May 20, 2020 10:54 am
by deer of the dawn
I stole this idea from Reddit.
Think of Blockbuster movies and take the titles literally. Summarize them accordingly.
For example:
Gone in Sixty Seconds: shortest movie ever.
Independence Day: picnics and parades, but no alien invasion.
Fast & the Furious: a handful of really angry people who do things quickly.
Posted: Wed May 20, 2020 1:08 pm
by Lazy Luke
the Omen: the identification and treatment of ringworm
the Omen II: mind the steps on the way out
Posted: Fri May 22, 2020 6:39 am
by Skyweir
Haha love this ..
brilliant
Bird on the wire ... Homeless pigeon
Alphabetical listing? Maybe an excessive level of difficulty
Face-Off ... caustic make-up removal
Posted: Fri May 22, 2020 12:32 pm
by wayfriend
Knives Out: a documentary on how to properly load your dishwasher.
Doctor Sleep: an exhausted surgeon tries to go home to bed.
Fast and Furious: A wife is angry about her husband's lack of stamina in bed.
Posted: Fri May 22, 2020 1:02 pm
by Lazy Luke
Dune: the month before Jooly in the remedial class
Posted: Sat May 23, 2020 6:28 am
by Skyweir
Lord of the Rings ... ass master
Posted: Sat May 23, 2020 2:25 pm
by Lazy Luke
Star Wars: the same as Starbucks but a helluva lot rowdier
Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 9:29 am
by Skyweir
The Hobbit .. as if there were better reason for waxing
Posted: Fri May 29, 2020 1:48 pm
by Lazy Luke
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: 'Know Your Drugs'
Posted: Fri May 29, 2020 7:00 pm
by Cheval
Jaws: A trip to the dentist.
Posted: Sat May 30, 2020 9:45 am
by Skyweir
Silence of the lambs ... step by step abattoir guide
Posted: Sat May 30, 2020 6:08 pm
by Cheval
The Italian Job:
The boring story of working in a pasta deli in Venice.
Posted: Sat May 30, 2020 7:26 pm
by Lazy Luke
Tom Thumb:
The unbelievable adventures of a little 3 inch fellow
hitchiking across Europe
Posted: Sun May 31, 2020 7:07 am
by Skyweir
Back to the future ... a tragic tale of two steps forward, one step back
Posted: Sun May 31, 2020 7:25 am
by Khaliban
Bad Boys:
Timeouts and spankings.
Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2020 5:19 am
by Cheval
The Invisible Man.
Nothing here to see, folks.
Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2020 3:32 pm
by deer of the dawn
These are great!!
Bourne Identity: A man loses his ID card on the way to work.
Bourne Supremacy: The man struggles to be recognized as the company CEO by the guard at the turnstiles who has short-guy syndrome and "a little" authority; Bourne jumps the turnstiles.
Bourne Ultimatum: Tased by the security guard, the CEO threatens to fire said guard, who lets him pass.
Bourne Legacy: A security guard is mysteriously promoted to shift supervisor after the security footage is reviewed by his superior, who hates Bourne.
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2020 8:50 am
by Lazy Luke
Iron Man: A steamy story of working in a launderette.
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 3:03 pm
by deer of the dawn
Fried Green Tomatoes: The maudlin tale of Southern vegetables who do a little too much LSD before their time.
Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2020 7:37 pm
by Lazy Luke
Spartacus: prequel to Asparagus (Direct to Video) last of the epic kitchen garden movies.
brilliant 
