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Funny solutions to Real problems
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 12:10 pm
by samrw3
Ok this just in - Illinois governor Pritzker is under investigation for property tax fraud. Wheeee!!!
So obviously that calls for a Mallory game of funny solutions to real problems.
Real problem: Illinois governors cannot seem to keep out of trouble - or jail.
Funny solution: Make it mandatory once an Illinois governor is sworn into office they be strapped with a ankle bracelet.
Ok next poster please
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 1:19 pm
by sgt.null
Bans liberals from posting in the tank on any day riotets do property damage in America. Liberals vanish from the Watch.
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 12:22 pm
by samrw3
Real problem: People hoarding toilet paper during a pandemic
Funny solution: Buy brown paper lunch bags and addresses to said hoarders. Drop paper bags of umm "goodies"
at said hoarders doorways.
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 12:59 pm
by sgt.null
contentious election.
President by lottery
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2020 11:29 am
by samrw3
Problem: Fact checking debates
Solution: just say Orange man bad at beginning of broadcast
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2020 1:00 pm
by sgt.null
Problem - I'm getting older
Slow-lution : act child like in Mallorys
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2020 2:48 pm
by deer of the dawn
Prob: overdue for mammogram
Solution: die of something more interesting!
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2020 4:12 pm
by sgt.null
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 11:17 pm
by Skyweir
Fact checking Trump
Simply caveat all Trumpy comments with “Orange Man Stupid”
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 4:30 am
by sgt.null
democrats lose presidency with terrible candidate
Blame orange
man for everything
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2020 11:39 am
by samrw3
Electoral map doesn't reflect popular vote
Change to popular vote every time that Democrats are about to lose.
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2020 3:36 pm
by sgt.null
Russian Lit degree doesn't translate to real job.
Make Chipotle pay more per hour for useless degrees.
Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 11:29 am
by samrw3
Sports have not been the same since Covid
Just give participation trophies to all players like they do at children levels.
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2020 12:11 pm
by samrw3
Trump won't leave the White House
Just paint all his residences white so he can tweet he still resides at white house.
Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2020 12:09 pm
by sgt.null
time out for timer!
Hanker for a hunk of
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 12:24 pm
by samrw3
Less likely to have large Thanksgiving meals with large amounts of family
Oh wait is that a problem?
Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 9:26 am
by sgt.null
My prison is closing down. Have to choose another to work at.
Choose to stay at the trusty camp that will remain open for at least a year.
Funny solutions to Real problems
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2023 2:39 am
by sgt.null
From now on warden wants me to respond to all food
service grievances. Just send me the response and i will forward from now on.
🏚 
🏘 
won't meet with you. 
man for everything
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