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Cheesy chat up lines
Posted: Sun May 01, 2022 8:41 pm
by Phantasm
Come on then, let's hear them
Guy: how much does a polar bear weigh ?
Girl: I don't know, how much does a polar bear weigh?
Guy: I don't know, but it breaks the ice
Posted: Fri May 06, 2022 6:46 am
by Avatar
Sheesh, welcome back Phantasm.
--A
Re: Cheesy chat up lines
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 4:01 pm
by SoulBiter
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 5:59 pm
by peter
Guy: What makes love like a tiger and winks?
Girl: I don't know. What makes love like a tiger and winks?
Guy: (winks)
Reminds me of the time in my (less than honourable) youth when I was at a black tie event and, horribly drunk as usual, I went up to a pretty lass who I'd had my eye on for some time and asked if she'd come out for dinner one night.
She rounded on me with a look of absolute loathing on her face and said through gritted teeth, "I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last man on Earth! Stalking away she left me, somewhat stunned and bemused at the vehemence of her rejection. No - she never became my wife, but we did get to meet each other when I was in a somewhat more suitable state of repair and became friends, which was not quite what I'd intended, but was probably better in the long run.
Not the only time I was ever rejected, but certainly the most memorable!
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2022 6:03 am
by Khaliban
Hi! I'm vaccinated and employed.
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2022 11:58 am
by peter
(Or in twelve months time, "I've got food in my larder.")
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2022 6:48 am
by Skyweir
Khaliban wrote:Hi! I'm vaccinated and employed.
lol 😂
The perfect combination lol 😂 these days anyway