Kevin's Watch

Guys, who among the women in these books is the hottie? Mine is Lord Loerya!

Ah, yes, well, since Covenant and I are "the same" (and being the evil Despiser that I am), I'd have to say either Elena or Linden!

"You cannot ravish me, Thomas Covenant."
*possesses Covenant with a Raver*
"Oh hellfire yes I can!!"

Bwa ha ha ha!

Well,after a long spell at sea,the Lady Alif would be a fine sight to see

Hey, I was about to make this thread!
Definitely Elena, or Linden. As characters, I didnt like either. But this isnt a personality test.

Maybe I'm wrong, but they were the only female characters we really got to know...

*thinks*

Okay, I'm wrong.

But they were the two major ones. They sort of hit me like a shotgun blast, so they're the first two that come up off the tip of me head.

I tell you guys, it's Lord Loerya. Think about it. After how many years of marriage her husband can't keep his hands off of her (think of all those kids, more than any other woman we see in the entire Land). That means she's HOT. And she's got serious curves. And she's intelligent and self confident (three total turn ons). And think of how protective she is of people she loves. That means she's really passionate. God, the woman is a tigress! A goddess! And she's married to that dweeby little lord. She needs a real man!

My vote goes to whoever THIS is

I've always been in love with the 1st of the Search, I like my women big and tuff!! --who's ur fav TCTC female? Hollian, Lena, Linden (ha!), Joan? (hahaha!)

I'm glad that none of you have picked High Lord Osondrea. If I were a man I'd be terrified of that woman. I'm not entirely sure why, but I've always thought her to be kind of frightening!

I always liked Elena and the First!
Elena because beneath the screwed-up persona was a ravishing she-devil. Seemed so sexually repressed. (hehe)

The First because she was rugged and beautiful. She reminds of a character from George R R Martin's ASOIAF series. Another hottie named Asha Greyjoy. Only this is a 12' tall 'Asha'. WOW! (hehe)

Well there is my twisted opinion... (lol)

Osondrea?? Come on! Shes a stern woman who has a really annoying disposition. Strong though.

I take back my previous comments. Hollian is my vote! Hey, why isnt this a poll?

That last post was by me! Had major log-in difficulties... grrrr (lol)

Duchess, you are right to fear Lord Osondrea. There is nothing more frightening in any world than a spinster with a sharp tongue and a bad attitude!

Haha!

If you added four or five years to her, Lena would have been
quite the dish. She was a brave girl, very compassionate ...
just not the brighest bulb in the pack.

Then there was the Ramen woman, Lithe.

ooh baby! Yeah, 4got about her...

All those Ramen chicks had something going...

Come on Lithe, wrap ur cord around me!!!!! Rue is 2 slow!!! hahaha! What about Tamarantha Variol-mate?--if the girls think Mhoram is so hot he must have gotten it from somewhere...I thought Daphin was really hot, probably from her picture on TOT, but I changed my mind quickly! Thank GOD! 2 vaporous, flighty, etheral and untrustworthy. Probably would stab u in the back in her clutches! I've had girlfriends like that b4--NOOOOOOOOOOO Thank you!!!!!!!

Actually, Danlo, Tamarantha might have been pretty hot when she was young. Didn't some ancient geezer unfettered one remember her, decades and decades and decades and decades later?? That's a probable hottness sign! And how come none of you guys said the Sea Wives? They sure got the Hurachai pretty lathered up in The One Tree.

that last post was from me. somehow i got signed out and didn't eeven realize it