Kevin's Watch

As much as I aspire to reach the heights of his glory, I must humbly submit to the world stage that I am not Juan Valdez. Yes, Juan and I had a great chat a while back, which led to two unnamed observers (Joy and Hierachy) to believe that Juan and I were one. But Juan and I are not. In fact we're separate, independently functioning units.

Juan is probably confused by all this, but it's true: a couple unnamed individuals (Joy and Hierachy) believed you and I were the same! Strange, isn't I? I wonder why. Perhaps our grand understanding of the universe? I suspect so.

*tips Foul hat*

hmph.....yess.....sadly.....this is true.....for if we were infact....one and the same.....we may....by some..slim chance be overcome.....should we decide to go....on a campaign of terror...that we..once...joking threw around....in the discussion...Sir. Foul..described....

however...we are..infact...seperate...entities......therefore.....you have no hope of surviving an onslaught of out combined worth......though.....such an event will never occur....the implications...are unsettling......however...i am the watcher.....guardian.....i will ne'r do harm......only fight unto my last whispered breath...to preserve this hallowed place.......

on with the game.....



Dear..sir..im not in the least confused.....for it seems that such mistakes have been made in the past...however....with all my powers of recall...i cannot fathom at what point Joy, and Hierachy...believed you and I to be one......it seemed rather two sided in my recollection.....It appears that some still wish to unmask me....however...this is a fools pursuit...I am but one......Juan Valdez....for always....


I do remember however....HOOVER!.....that I did..enjoy our conversation immensely...I should like to do so...in the future.....I harbor great respect for you..Sir Foul....a formidable legend in your own right....it is not all that great a leap of logic...for one to confuse us......


I believe you may have hit the proverbial nail...on the slightly less proverbial head...when you said...it may be out mutual understanding of the universe at large......we are truly a..rare.....not to be confused with medium....breed......



I tip my cranial decor in your general direction..... my friend......



In hopes for a future.....reunion my friend....i bid you farewell for the time.....



- Juan... not to be confused with Lord Foul...though he deserves recognition in his own right.... Valdez



"......."

Juan- you're the man. And Foul's cool too.

Mhoram....my ever stout....Lord...and companion......thank you....you are certainly no slouch yourself.....thank you for the compliment.....


And..you are most correct.....Lord Foul....is most definitely...one dare i say....hep cat....to be sure....




- Juan Valdez

Come on everyone knows Juan is Sky!

And you are Darth, danlo! I know the truth!

There's only one way to test the truth of J.Valdez's real identity: Juan, do you like the 80s? Do you dislike Buffy the Ur-Vile Slayer?

Nay..i have not...the worth..of dear..sky danlo....but thank you for the compliment...HA!...very well...to the point....

or perhaps...the blunt.....


Sir...Viles...of the greatest Ur....to answer your query...


I detest the 80's... in some aspects...however..i must admit incriminating as it may appear..i do enjoy...some...of the music....


in answer to the second question....i have never...and do not ever...care to see....buffet....HA!...right.....the urvile slayer...nor have I seen....the popular television show...that goes by a similar title.....



now...who am I?.....



- Juan Valdez


there's your answer.....

Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle?

Damn...I thought Juan was me but alas tis not true!

Ur-Vile wrote:And you are Darth, danlo! I know the truth!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right, that's it, I'm killing myself.

danlo wrote:Come on everyone knows Juan is Sky!

Haha, they do share a certain affinity for the old "......"

Juan Valdez wrote:...very well...to the point....

or perhaps...the blunt.....


Sir...Viles...of the greatest Ur....to answer your query...

Hahahahaha...two classic lines in one post! Juan, I salute you!

...Nav....i am hard pressed to locate the precise..geographical location....of Malcom....or its middle....although i am sure..it is a lovely place......i can however state...with reasonable certainty...that i am not infact....said..stevie.........HA!...Yess...rampant jest....and troubled girth.....
...good to hear from you Nav......


...Brinn.......HA! RIGHT!......you are correct sir.....although your worth is beyond the measure of mortal comprehension......i am in full agreement with you.....you are none other than Brinn......keep plowing stout hearted companion....



Well....my dear covenant unto the second generation....Sky is indeed....a remarkably....perceptive and intelligent woman.......no doubt she sees the benefit...the full extent of the proper application...of the much fabled......however often mis quoted..... "......" ...to be sure......

....hmph...right!....yes....heh....im glad that you enjoyed the humor.....i found it to my liking as well......always good to read your imput ......sir.....

........and may all the holly and jollys your heart can contain...happen merrily upon your way...my friend......


......yes...i believe that wraps up this particular burrito of correspondence.......



- Juan Valdez

...well now Darth...I didnt think it was all that bad.....however..HOOVER.....our tastes may differ......all the same...I wish you well my stalwart companion......




-Juan Valdez

Juan Valdez wrote:......yes...i believe that wraps up this particular burrito of correspondence.......

I believe it is past time I made my public apologies to those two lordly gentlemen, Juan Valdez y Ferez y Cahlif, and Lord Foul. I recognize you are separate individuals, each of a stature to make it impossible to contain another alike within one skin.

Within each lives such talents that the Watch shall be honored to have such a pair of warrior protectors.

@~}~~

...awww....joy.....m'lady...no apologies public or otherwise are necessary.....you have made no insult....curiosity....is the step mother...twice removed...of the james gang.....of invention....i applaud your deductions....and I see..no fault or wrong in it.....however....HOOVER!........thank you...kindly..for these words....you are a compassionate...thoughtful and sensitive individual....a most welcome and honored member of the watch.....thank you....



- Juan no offense taken Valdez

Juan Valdez wrote:.....however....HOOVER!........

Why do you keep doing that? Are you trying to indicate that you're Canadian?

heh....actually no sir...imagine if you will...a british explorer on a safari in the 1930's..when they explain things..they often....say the same thing twice....for no other reason than to ....shorten and further enunciate...a given word.....imagine..the british explorer...pacing back and furth over a large anthill....going over various direction with the camera man or somthing......"...however...HOOVER!.."....although properly pronounced...WHO-VAH......

...sorry...my mind is in a tangle....its going far to fast at the moment...and any semblance of eloquence has long gone by the way side....hope that answers the question...just a foible ifyou will...and HOOVER is only there because its fun to follow that one up with...not to be confused with vacuum....and so forth....



Good Day Covenant Jr....


-Juan Valdez