Dick Van Dyke vs. Tom Cruise
Posted: Thu May 06, 2004 10:37 pm
Yes, you may admire the famed scientologist, but who would win an ad hoc prize fight, at dawn, dressed in a doctors and/or chimney sweep outfit?
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2004 11:35 pm
All Dick Van Dyke did was trip over something and then this voiceover said "The Dick Van Dyke Show!" That's all he'll ever be remembered for. I don't think anybody really watched his stuff. He was just the first guy to trip over stuff, and then John Ritter took it to the next level.
Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 12:00 am
Are you kidding?? I never watched the tv show, but Mary Poppins is one of my all time favorite films, in large part due to Dick's performance. And Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a lot of fun too. 
Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 1:52 am
Yeah, but nobody remembers Dick Van Dyke for Mary Poppins. First thing you think when you think Mary Poppins is that damn lady with the umbrella! 
Sorry. She's like a clown to me. And I'm scared of clowns.
Sorry. She's like a clown to me. And I'm scared of clowns.
Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 2:20 am
I may have to move this to the Sports forum.
Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 9:58 am
What about Diagnosis Murder? The All-Singing, All-Dancing Dick Van Dyke the Chirpy Cockney Chimney Sweep TM can even do "distinguishing sleuthing medical professional" - there is no end to the man's talents! All must kneel before the might of Van Dyke 
Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 9:26 pm
How right you are Covj, how right you are!
Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 9:27 pm
*bunches up face* You people make me sick.CovenantJr wrote:What about Diagnosis Murder? The All-Singing, All-Dancing Dick Van Dyke the Chirpy Cockney Chimney Sweep TM can even do "distinguishing sleuthing medical professional" - there is no end to the man's talents! All must kneel before the might of Van Dyke
Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 9:46 pm
Foul, rest assured, you will, maybe not now, maybe not tomorrow, but someday (and for the rest of your life) appreciate the glory that is Dick.
Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 9:48 pm
I can't even begin to state how wrong that sentence sounds.edinburghemma wrote:Foul, rest assured, you will, maybe not now, maybe not tomorrow, but someday (and for the rest of your life) appreciate the glory that is Dick.
Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 11:24 pm
Yes, it does... But still...Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 2:24 am
Emma, you dirty girl!edinburghemma wrote:Foul, rest assured, you will, maybe not now, maybe not tomorrow, but someday (and for the rest of your life) appreciate the glory that is Dick.
Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 2:33 am
Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 6:37 am
Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 9:50 pm
Ur-Vile wrote:Emma, you dirty girl!edinburghemma wrote:Foul, rest assured, you will, maybe not now, maybe not tomorrow, but someday (and for the rest of your life) appreciate the glory that is Dick.
I always sound dirty, but am really not, I 
am very demure really. Honest guv'nor.