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WHERE ARE THE ACTION FIGURES, T-SHIRTS AND LUNCH BOXES?
Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 6:47 pm
by aTOMiC
I want my "Lord Mhoram's Victory" action playset complete with several posable Warriors, Cavewights & Ur-Viles. I want a super detailed Giant Raver and Loric's Krill with a cubic zirconia gem in the center. But above all I want a heroic semblance of a robed Mhoram with his hair just beginning to grow back and a Drinny to pose nearby. Maybe even a bit of Revelstone and enough rolling white hills to create a diorama. Man that would be cool. I want an 18" high talking Foamfollower with several profound sayings. I want a full line of characters from Lena to Linden to Pitchwife and the First. I want the cover of Lord Foul's Bane on a lunch box.
Where are all the cool collectables?
Maybe having all of these things would diminish the respect we all have for these most cherished books.
But it would still be pretty cool though.

Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 6:54 pm
by Encryptic
I want a Thomas Covenant action figure that mumbles "Don't touch me" at random intervals, has a glow in the dark white gold ring and also comes with an optional leprosy FX makeup pack.

Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 6:59 pm
by Durris
How about Bloodguard robes in kids' sizes 6-12 for junior martial artists?
Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 7:07 pm
by aTOMiC
Encryptic wrote:I want a Thomas Covenant action figure that mumbles "Don't touch me" at random intervals, has a glow in the dark white gold ring and also comes with an optional leprosy FX makeup pack.

Oh man! That would be outstanding. I can imagine having TC up on a display shelf brandishing his ring in the darkness for my nocturnally lurking cat to enjoy.
Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 7:08 pm
by danlo
I'll take that very large
diamondraught pouch on the top shelf, please!
(pull the string once: "Don't touch me", twice: "Thats too easy", thrice: "I'm not your bloody Berek"

)
Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 7:11 pm
by Durris
Tom C wrote:I can imagine having TC up on a display shelf brandishing his ring in the darkness for my nocturnally lurking cat to enjoy.

Mrrrowww!
How would kitty feel about motorized (non-biting, but randomly scrambling) Raver-rodents?
Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 7:13 pm
by aTOMiC
danlo wrote:
(pull the string once: "Don't touch me", twice: "Thats too easy", thrice: "I'm not your bloody Berek"

)
No way! That would blow me away.

Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 7:16 pm
by Encryptic
I was just thinking that Lego sets for Revelstone, Foul's Creche, the Sandhold and other noteworthy locations would be REALLY cool. If they came with little Lego figures to represent the Lords, Kasreyn, etc., that would be neat too.

Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 7:24 pm
by danlo
So the little 2 knobber on his back would represent the
coryell?

Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 7:28 pm
by FizbansTalking_Hat
How about a Leper version of the doll with pieces of skin that fall off. Peel enough of the skin off and the doll says, "Hellfire!, Hellfire!"
Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 9:52 pm
by dlbpharmd
I'll take a Drool Rockworm that says "Crush! Crush!" to go with my aliantha gummy snacks.
Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 10:55 pm
by hierachy
No, if they were gonna make an action figure it would have to be lord foul... they could get away with only half molding it, so you cant make out his features.
And of course he could have the voice too, several saying infact... and in random order...
So when you make your covenant figure battle your foul figure it happens a different way everytime....
Covenant: I'm too dangerous
Foul: Groveler
Covenant: don't touch me!
foul: Say to the Council of Lords, and to High Lord Prothall son of Dwillian, that the uttermost limit of their span of days upon the Land is seven times seven years from this present time
Covenant: I'm not your bloody Berek!
Foul: The wild magic is no longer potent against me!
Covenant: Hellfire!
Foul:Of your own volition you will give the white gold into my hand.
Covenant: That's too easy
Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 10:59 am
by Haruchai
Durris wrote:How about Bloodguard robes in kids' sizes 6-12 for junior martial artists?
Hey, I could probably still fit into one of those!!

lol
Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 1:22 pm
by Furls Fire
Scale models of Revelstone, Starfare's Gem and Revelwood would be just awesome!!
NO lego ones!!!

Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 1:26 pm
by FizbansTalking_Hat
Lego Thomas Cov, oh man that would be so awesome. Little Lego Horses, and man, that'd be sweet, someone needs to go out and get that stuff going.
Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 1:33 pm
by Furls Fire
noooooooo!!! oh stop my heart!! no no no!!

Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 2:07 pm
by TIC TAC
Furls Fire wrote:Scale models of Revelstone, Starfare's Gem and Revelwood would be just awesome!!
NO lego ones!!!

Oh yeah! Bring on the scale models! I want the Lord Foul standing over the Illearth Stone diorama kit. I agree, no legos. Well maybe for the kiddies.
Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 2:08 pm
by Furls Fire
Yeah! the Creche would be awesome too!

Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 2:19 pm
by aTOMiC
Furls Fire wrote:Yeah! the Creche would be awesome too!

Oh cool, Foul's sinister looking throne would be sweet.
What about a 18" tall Vain action figure?
Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 2:23 pm
by Myste
I'm waiting for the 1/25 scale model of Hotash Slay--Real Lava (tm) included!