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Posted: **Mon May 24, 2004 6:20 pm**

I have tried to be a productive part of the Watch since joining last year, and with only one exception I have been allowed the freedom to express my ideas. I am sad that some real gems of mine were deleted by sevants of the dark side. Not sad for myself, for what I post is part of who I am and thusly cannot be truly destroyed. But sad for you, the little people who so love to read what I have to share. Well, being the intelligent, sensitive guy I am, I realize that several of you have probably been dealt with in much the same way as I, and in my wisdom, I have decided that I should construct a safe haven for those treated so foully in the Star Wars forum.

Well, Say what you want about hydrospanners, Jar-Jar Binks, Leia and Padme, fallacious Jedis, and the wartime usefullness of animated stuffed bears; and I promise that as long as it's not Revan posting, I won't delete it.

Posted: **Mon May 24, 2004 6:31 pm**

I applaud your courage, dAN. You are an inspiration to us all. Bravo!

Posted: **Mon May 24, 2004 6:59 pm**

I'm sure I've missed out on something here, being new maybe its something from teh past, but I am glad you've made your decision, whatever it is, cheers.

Posted: **Tue May 25, 2004 11:08 am**

Thanks, but enough about me. Tom, tell us what you have theorized about the unknown potentials of the mighty Hydrospanner.

Posted: **Tue May 25, 2004 12:48 pm**

My theory is that a giant variant of the hydrospanner was used to part the Red Sea for Moses.

Posted: **Tue May 25, 2004 1:06 pm**

I agree. Clearly all the photos showing him using a staff were doctored.

Posted: **Tue May 25, 2004 1:58 pm**

It's strange... I was hardly in that forum... but I still lost 100 posts that I made in it...

Posted: **Tue May 25, 2004 3:01 pm**

I know how you feel. We all lost much in that God-forsaken place.

Posted: **Fri Jun 04, 2004 12:11 am**

Hail dAN! This is now my FAVORITE THREAD OF ALL TIME!!!!!

-B

Posted: **Fri Jun 04, 2004 12:37 am**

In the next Star Wars movie, Obi Wan hits Vader with a hydro spanner, thus defeating him. NO other explanation is plausible. Obi Was was too much of a wimp to ever beat Vader.....

Posted: **Fri Jun 04, 2004 11:46 am**

You know; that explains a lot more than you realize. It is believed by some that too much contact with a hydro-spanner can cause memory lapses, which would explain why Obi-wan forgot so much of what he had done when he was younger; and confusion, which would explain why he thought that stormtroopers were good shots. In fact, in a scene cut from Episode II, Obi-Wan threw a hydro-spanner into the large gene vat used to make stormtroopers, and the bonding of the hydro-spanner atoms with Boba Fett's dna is what actually caused subsequent stormtroopers to be so inferior to the original batch. Fortunately, in 20 years George Lucas will re-release upgraded versions of Episodes I - III, complete with the deleted scenes of Obi-wan making out with Padme behind Vader's back.

Posted: **Sat Jun 05, 2004 8:16 pm**

dAN, you are hilarious!!!

Posted: **Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:29 pm**

Have you heard of the HydraSpanner? every time it breaks a new one sprouts off.

Posted: **Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:34 pm**

Two sprout in it's place, actually.

Posted: **Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:35 pm**

dANdeLION wrote:Two sprout in it's place, actually.

Let's not get caught up in the details . . .

Posted: **Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:48 pm**

But that's where the devil's hiding!

Posted: **Mon Jun 07, 2004 2:27 pm**

Posted: **Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:46 pm**

If I had a spanner,
a little hydro-spanner,
I'd spanner in the evening,
All over this land.

I'd spanner out danger,
I'd spanner out a warning,
I'd spanner out love between my brothers and my sisters,
All over this land.

Posted: **Wed Jun 09, 2004 12:56 pm**

dANdeLION wrote:But that's where the devil's hiding!

Quick, get an exorcist!

Posted: **Wed Jun 09, 2004 1:27 pm**

Why not get somebody who's a current orcist instead?

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