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Disney and its weirdness.
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 2:03 am
by FizbansTalking_Hat
You ever notice how Disney screws with our heads.
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So, Mickey mouse has a dog right, Pluto, fun dog, always getting into trouble. Mickey chasing him, puts him on his leash, feeds him, basic dog stuff right.
Now Mickey's best friend is Goofy right. Goofy is a dog, how does he feel about a fellow dog of his kind being demeaned. I mean, what kind of racist crap is this, his best friend demeans and puts one of his own kind on a leash, walks him around, yells at him for taking a crap in the kitchen, how does that make Goofy feel, its got to suck.
If I were Goofy, I'd Bitch slap that Mouse, and then release my fellow captive, and let Pluto go.
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Crazy ass Disney, messing with our minds.
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So, Donald Duck walks around with no pants on right, thast fine, he's a duck, we're cool, but you notice that when he goes into the shower, and he steps out, he wraps a towel around his waste, I mean, what the F is he hiding, huh, we've seen it all, not like we're seeing the goods for the first time, whats up with that?
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Again, Disney messes with our heads.
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 3:42 am
by UrLord
can anyone imagine a Disney version of TCTC? Covenant periodically breaking out into song for no real reason?
Oh! I'm a leper!
Yes, I'm a leper!
The world hates me, and I hate it
And just because I'm a little sick!
I used to be a successful man
on a farm that Joan and I ran.
I wrote a best selling book,
but now the town treats me like a crook!
Ah Disney...you rape classic stories and make them appealing to children all the time, why not TCTC?
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:19 am
by Haruchai
Too funny Fiz!!!!
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:15 am
by aTOMiC
Cartoons frequently make alterations to reality for the sake of humor or some other agenda. Scientifically, Pluto and Goofy probably aren't of the same species although they appear to both be related to the canine family. We might be talking about the difference between a Werewolf and a poodle.
In the case of Donald’s pants we have to assume that the problem is probably due to the fact that Donny really "enjoys" his shower therefore he has cause to temporarily cover his shame.
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 12:22 pm
by NOWgirl
Oh, this is just too sick.....
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 4:12 pm
by The Leper Fairy
Have you all seen the priest in the little mermaid? If that doesn't mess with kids I don't know what will.