Kevin's Watch

Here is how its done.

Make up an original word.
Give it a meaning.
Use it in a sentence.

Example:

Agromomathy
The art of drinking liquid grass.

The confused student arrived 20 minutes late for his 3rd period Agromomathy class stinking of burbon and cheetos.

Boderekahedron - A metaphysical 3d puzzle shaped like the form of the famous actress.


Little Abe completely forgot to do his homework; he was completely hypnotized by the solving of his new Boderekahedron, and his dreams afterward......

Cashgrownoodlefon - An idiotic scheme to make money through the sale of used brainwaves.

Dan left the mortuary singing a happy tune because the moron that roped him into the Cashgrownoodlefon had indeed passed away from an accute case of boogeritis of the nasal membrane.

Dalifaliganistic - utter or complete disdain for reality, opting instead to eat liquid grass and play with ones Boderekahedron and live off the money one makes from Cashgrownoodlefon.

Ned had become completely Dalifaliganistic about halfway through his Agromomathy exam; he just sat there with a glazed look in his eyes, a rivulet of drool hanging from his slack smile, and early signs of boogeritis forming on his uncaring nostrils.

endergondry: the practice of stiching together one's own lips


Revan's family and friends had hoped in vain that young Darth would one day learn and master the art of endergondry.

Ffrelck - A soft yellow ball used for the express purpose of solving complex gastronomical equations that are beyond the capacity of modern computers.

Dan nearly choked to death when he decided to juggle a frelck and 2 flaming swords without proper supervision.

Gullopism - a made-up word.

Tom C's made-up word game uses alot of Gullopisms.

Ur-Vile wrote:Gullopism - a made-up word.

Tom C's made-up word game uses alot of Gullopisms.

I didn't know that. Very neat indeed. BTW URV, great avatar. Logan's Run rocks. (except for the tiny plastic city of course. A couple of extra bucks in the special effects department may have helped) but beyond that....

hey thanks, Tom!
I love Logan's Run so much. I have always felt sorry for Francis 7; he was just doing his job. His death was poignant.

Huggadrill - The practice of accidentally sitting on the rotating bit of an electric drill.

The doctor told Sammy that head trauma he suffered when he crashed through the ceiling of his house was the least of his problems considering the Huggadrill happened when he had just gotten out of the shower and was only wearing a towel around his waist.

Indlegillip - An unsightly growth, often of irregular shape, caused by a sibling's date wearing nauseatingly strong perfume.

"Melvina was torn between amusement and horror when she discovered her new indlegillip resembled Patrick Swayze."

Jiggolonous - Something that is deliberately untidy, in a way that causes distress to someone

Mike made the Lab jiggolonous, so that Sue the lab-cleaner cried.

Napr0nying - downloading porn when away from the computer.

Hierachy washed the dishes whilst napr0nying.

Again, the not ABCing . You people are rubbish!

Oh well... To pick up from the correct letter let's have:

Kekarkekkikkokek - an onomatopoeic word; the involuntary spluttering choke that occurs upon encountering ridiculously strong perfume.

"Lionel gave vent to a loud kekarkekkikkokek as his date took her seat at the table."

Loadacrap - An abscure American term refering to any speech made by a politician or political group of any kind, shape manner or form.

The Candidate spewed forth the Loadacrap to the crowd and then proceeded to the nearest McDonalds for a double helping of fuel for his wide and twisted mouth.

Monotoply - Boring Board Game

My uncle died while playing Monotoply.

Numbstrumb - A condition particular to musicians of stringed instruments that occurs after many hours of rehearsal.

Dan was numbstrumb after practicing 15 hours straight and still unable to perform Tom's bassline from Very Good to Tom's satisfaction.

Omonotopeia - a monotonous sounding word that sounds just like itsalf.

I am always amazed at how much Omonotopeia sounds like Omonotopeia.

Putitback - A term used to describe the action of someone caught shoplifting at Wal-Mart.

"Putitback!"

Quatharic - Of or pertaining to a gaseous anomoly

I left the men's bathroom, still reeling from Tom's quatharic emanations.