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dAN!!! Will You Marry Me?!
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 7:14 pm
by Revan
My heart has been wrung by this post of dAN's...
dANdeLION wrote:....Or, don't start an internet relationship. I don't know where to start. I have made close friends here, some closer than others. Lately, one particular friend and I drew closer....maybe too close, in retrospect. I found myself longing to be with this person physically, and I thought that the feeling was mutual. I was wrong. After one particularly...intimate chat...my would be partner started ignoring us, and only wanted to talk about Runes, which I had previously forbade. This hurt me, because (let's just call this person DR) DR knows I really am vulnerable at this point in my life. I felt forced to cut things off, before they got even more painful. Here is some of what I told DR, and his responses. Now, please remember, it is unethical to put private conversations in a public place, so do not ask me to divulge the identity of DR. I feel I have compromised him too much already.
dANdeLION wrote:I just can't go on....talking to you, but not being able to touch you....it's too hard. Please, please....free me to live a life without being constantly reminded of what I can never have.
DR wrote:WTF are you on about?
dANdeLION wrote:Please don't tell me you don't remember....God, I hope you weren't drunk that night....DR. I tell you if you were drunk when you said those things to me...don't do this to me, DR.
DR wrote:Go Away....
I know this may make some of you uncomfortable, but I just had to warn others; Love hurts. Thanks for bearing with me.
How can one not love such a person? Oh, dAN, I'm so sorry for ignoring your love, please open your heart to me again dAN! Life is unbearable without you! I'm hardly able to express "hehs" or ":P" anymore without you... and my favourite food... the one I always mention... I can hardly spell it without you... please dAN return to me... Please tell me that my recent coldness and rejecting to you has not closed your heart... dAN... please *sobs* come back! I need you! Love hurts... ahh... you were too right... please... Come back... let's be together forever... Marry be dAN... let us be in love until we die!
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 7:16 pm
by Baradakas
Oh dear, this is just out of hand.....
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 7:17 pm
by CovenantJr
Darrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttthhhhhhhhhh! I thought it was me you wanted!
Well fine! Go running back to your cheap floozie! I'll see you in court!
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 7:18 pm
by Revan
CovenantJr wrote:Darrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttthhhhhhhhhh! I thought it was me you wanted!
Well fine! Go running back to your cheap floozie! I'll see you in court!
ROTFLMAO!!!! Can't I have both?
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 7:19 pm
by dlbpharmd
All I want to know is - which one is the bride and which one is the groom?
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 7:21 pm
by Revan
When dAN accepts... I'll tell you.
But until then my heart yearns...
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 8:56 pm
by The Leper Fairy
Darthy, all your shameless flirting was just a front?!
Oh... well, ok then.
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:23 pm
by Revan
The Leper Fairy wrote:Darthy, all your shameless flirting was just a front?!
Oh... well, ok then.
Course it was. I have a girlfriend, I didn't mean
any of.
I still think you rule though
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 11:47 pm
by hierachy
hahahaha, this thread is the best
~-Hierachy-~ Magnolia rocks!
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 12:19 am
by Infelice
Darth Revan wrote:
ROTFLMAO!!!! Can't I have both?
Typical man!!!!! Not happy just to have the adulation of one.... they must have the adulation of alll
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 2:33 am
by Revan
Infelice wrote:Darth Revan wrote:
ROTFLMAO!!!! Can't I have both?
Typical man!!!!! Not happy just to have the adulation of one.... they must have the adulation of alll
Hey, Infelice! Is it my fault I am so torn... I love dAN... I can't bear to be without him... yet I have to choose... I'm sorry Roger... I must save myself for dAN... please go.... You'll make it less painful for the both of us...
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 10:39 am
by Loredoctor
Children!
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 10:40 am
by Skyweir
you can't have him darth!! and you defo cant marry him .. I believe I already cyber married him some weeks ago ..
.. umm .. well I think it was him .. or umm .. well it was defo someone!!
<not quite sure we told him .. but
it was intense and we had mmm .. adopted a daugher and everything!!
come to think of it ... I believe Urvile married him too!!
and .. well .. lots of us tied the knot! LOL
methinks dAN has commitment issues
and he snores!!
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 12:58 pm
by dANdeLION
Sky...they're gonna wonder how you know I snore now.
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 2:39 pm
by A Gunslinger
This is quickly becoming a terribly kinky version of "As the World Turns". In fact...*cues soap opera music*, I name it, "As the Land Turns".
dAN and Revan are the classic characters...two crazy kids just tryin' to make that love of theris work in the face of impossible odds
Roger and Claire are the jilted former/current loves of Revan who just may find each other
Danlo is the patriarch who observes all bemusedly
UrVile and Foul provide comic relief and obstacles.
Fun!
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 2:55 pm
by CovenantJr
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 3:01 pm
by A Gunslinger
Why can't I call you Roger, C Jr?
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 3:07 pm
by CovenantJr
You can if you like, but Darth's insistence on addressing me as Roger has led to some members believing that's actually my name
Call me whatever you like, AG
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 3:16 pm
by A Gunslinger
....just don't call you late for dinner?
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 3:20 pm
by CovenantJr
I'd never be late for dinner...mmmmm, dinner....
Well, Darth, it looks like you're off the hook. I've found solace in the arms of A Gunslinger.
I hail the genius of that post, AG