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Of the coming War... (to Raverkind)
Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 5:41 pm
by Holly Avalon
Turiya Foul,
It has come to my attention that you have been, shall we say, inactive for the last three weeks. It has reached my ears that you have been putting out bans on your people, making them behave like- like good people! I tell you this: it will not work.
I know your tricks, wily Raver. We watch you, and you cannot escape us. This war must be fought, and you must strike the first blow, for you are evil, and I am good.
Think on this, scum of the tree: I am the daughter of those who have defeated you and your ilk many times before. Care you not to defend your honor?
Yours in mortal combat,
Holly Avalon Avery
Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 1:46 pm
by Reisheiruhime
Ah, Holly,
My beloved counterpart, how can you be so foolish as to give us that knowledge? We thought it only a joke, that we must strike first.
Know this, sweet child, ye shall be the first that I dost strike in this war ye be making.
We are not fool enough to give way to your inane posturings, and none among us will strike that first blow. If you want this war so badly, strike it yourself.
Forever yours in traversty,
Turiya Herem Foul
Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 5:55 pm
by CovenantJr
As an honorary Raver, will I be conscripted? If so, I shall bring my Razor Edged Kippers of Mild Incovenience.
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 8:30 pm
by Reisheiruhime
CovJr.,
We do not intend to have a war, so there will be no need for kippers.
-TF
p.s.- You mightn't've gotten the memo yet, but we aren't supposed to do anything that we usually do to them. Ignoring them if you come into contact is best.
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 8:32 pm
by CovenantJr
The I shall ignore them heartily, with a mere glare and lengthy diatribe to indicate my awareness of their prescence
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 8:35 pm
by Reisheiruhime
CovJr.,
That will do nicely.
-TF
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 9:28 pm
by hierachy
Of course, if the war does break out, I will take my rightful place in the raver ranks... as I did with the Fouls many land years ago.
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 10:27 pm
by Reisheiruhime
Tubbs (who is Hier cleverly disguised as an ugly lady, i assume?),
Indeed, you shall be one of the people in charge, if war does break out.
As if it ever will.
-TF
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 10:29 pm
by hierachy
Turiya Foul wrote:Tubbs (who is Hier cleverly disguised as an ugly lady, i assume?),
Indeed, you shall be one of the people in charge, if war does break out.
As if it ever will.
-TF
Actually, I'm cleverly disguised as a man cleverly disguised as an ugly lady... yes, that's really a man in my avatar.
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 10:33 pm
by Reisheiruhime
Dear Hier,
Ew.
-TF
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 11:15 pm
by CovenantJr
Turiya Foul wrote:Dear Hier,
Ew.
-TF
Beat that comeback
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:10 am
by hierachy
no need to comeback. There's not many people more "Ew" worthy than Tubbs
