Chicken tastes like people
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:28 pm
Because chicken tastes like everything.
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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 7:26 pm
What is this thing you call "everything"? I look on all the menus in town, but no "everything". I ask the waitress for some everything and she usually gives me everything on the menu EXCEPT everything. Why?
Re: Chicken tastes like people
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 7:54 pm
It's a GOD memory limitation. Not enough RAM so reusing tastes!!Tubbs wrote:Because chicken tastes like everything.
[to steal a WONDERFUL idea from the Matrix!!]
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 11:10 am
Lord Foul wrote:What is this thing you call "everything"? I look on all the menus in town, but no "everything". I ask the waitress for some everything and she usually gives me everything on the menu EXCEPT everything. Why?
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 12:04 pm
I'm confusedLord Foul wrote:What is this thing you call "everything"? I look on all the menus in town, but no "everything". I ask the waitress for some everything and she usually gives me everything on the menu EXCEPT everything. Why?
it really doesn't.Because chicken tastes like everything.
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 1:57 pm
With reference to the thread title, I can't agree or disagree with you, Tubbs; I've never tasted chicken.
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:16 pm
Mmmm, chicken.
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:52 pm
Does that mean Soylent Green is chicken?
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 6:14 pm
I'd be willing to bet that Soylent Green tastes like chicken.Myste wrote:Does that mean Soylent Green is chicken?
I happen to like Chicken in a biscuit snack crackers. It's probably the same kind of thing.
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 6:19 pm
Yeah, I've always wondered about those Chicken-in-a-Biscuits. I had a big thing for those back in high school. I also enjoy pork rinds occasionally. I know that they're actually made from pig, but I don't know what part & I don't want to. Much like Soylent Biscuits.TOM C wrote:I happen to like Chicken in a biscuit snack crackers. It's probably the same kind of thing.
Oh dear. I'm going to go drink my diet coke now. I've freaked myself out.
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 7:38 pm
That sounds like lunacy! Chicken in a biscuit?!Myste wrote:Chicken-in-a-Biscuits
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 7:43 pm
I assume it's the American version of 'biscuit', which is actually more like a savoury scone.
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 7:47 pm
Still, chicken in a scone sounds weird too.
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 8:36 pm
I wonder if chicken tastes like chicken to chickens.
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 8:58 pm
Of cousre not. It tastes like people.Lord Foul wrote:I wonder if chicken tastes like chicken to chickens.
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:01 pm
Whoa, man! Slow down . . . Are you saying that CHICKEN ARE PEOPLE TOO?
Dude!
Dude!
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:21 pm
Well, they are just as tasty as people...Lord Foul wrote:Whoa, man! Slow down . . . Are you saying that CHICKEN ARE PEOPLE TOO?
Dude!
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:51 pm
AhahahaCovenantJr wrote:That sounds like lunacy! Chicken in a biscuit?!Myste wrote:Chicken-in-a-Biscuits
Maybe I'll have to send you some of those too.
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 1:37 pm
Yes, everyone should have the chance to enjoy Chicken-in-a-biscuit.The Leper Fairy wrote:AhahahaCovenantJr wrote:That sounds like lunacy! Chicken in a biscuit?!Myste wrote:Chicken-in-a-Biscuits
Maybe I'll have to send you some of those too.
Cov, biscuits in America are not sweet. In America, biscuits are round fluffy bready things rather like buns. Sometimes we put gravy on them, and they also taste good with honey, or slathered in butter. However, Chicken-in-a-Biscuits contain neither chicken nor biscuits. They are a kind of cracker. They taste a little like chicken. They get out of being sued for false advertising by spelling biscuit "Biskit." Here is a picture (i'm only posting the url because the pic is big): theimaginaryworld.com/crk29.jpg
Now you know. Not chicken, not biscuit (English or American), but all good.
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 1:47 pm
AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!
CRAZY!
CRAZY!