Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:04 am**

I know you're busy, but can you add me to your to-do list?

Posted: **Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:33 pm**

I wish we were at the library so I could check you out.

Posted: **Thu Apr 25, 2019 4:33 pm**

Are you looking for someone with emotional intelligence who isn't a woman?

Posted: **Sat Apr 27, 2019 12:47 pm**

Are you a cat because Im feline a connection between us

Posted: **Sat Apr 27, 2019 4:53 pm**

Do you like my horn?

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:03 am**

I was a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:47 pm**

I'm behind you in the line, how do I get next to you?

Posted: **Tue Jun 11, 2019 1:09 am**

Are you religious? Cause youre the answer to all my prayers.

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2019 12:44 am**

(that^^^ kind of makes my skin crawl)

MacDonalds has served billions. I only want to serve you?

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:50 pm**

At Laundromat: want to see my boxers tumble with your panties?

Posted: **Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:04 am**

Sammy and Deer .. pretty cringey

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Posted: **Mon Jun 17, 2019 5:34 pm**

At a SRD convention: [man to woman] {warning rated PG13

} Do you want see something Giant?

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2019 5:55 pm**

(after 5 - 6 shots)
Hey, beautiful. Do I come here often?

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2019 11:09 pm**

Well here I am

what were your other two wishes?

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2019 11:10 pm**

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2019 5:20 am**

Do you believe in the hereafter?
Well, you know what I'm here after.

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2019 11:22 am**

Hello, Im a thief, and Im here to steal your heart.

Posted: **Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:45 pm**

I found my heart lost in your eyes

Posted: **Wed Jul 03, 2019 9:07 pm**

What's got two thumbs, speaks French and likes {name the carnal act of your choice here}?

{point both your thumbs at your chest}

Moi.

Posted: **Thu Jul 04, 2019 12:30 am**

Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.

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