Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:03 am**

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

Posted: **Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:29 am**

What until dAN finds this thread! whoo hoo!

That wasn't a pick up line.

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"Exccuse me, but what time do your legs open?"

Posted: **Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:37 am**

My personal favorite for guys:

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Is that a keg in your pants because I wanna tap that ass!

I'd imagine it'd be particularly effective when walking up stairs behind someone.

Posted: **Mon Nov 15, 2004 4:20 am**

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Black Mage taught me everything I know when it comes to pickup lines.

Posted: **Mon Nov 15, 2004 12:53 pm**

"Oh, baby, tell me you have wings, cause I know I want to be touched by an angel..."

Posted: **Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:48 pm**

"Let me guess; you're Italian. Hah? You're Jewish? Must be a Libra.....love your nails. Your place or mine?"

Posted: **Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:44 pm**

Here's one I saw on tv:

"You remind me of a parking ticket. You've got 'fine' written all over you"

*gag*

Posted: **Mon Nov 15, 2004 6:06 pm**

Here's one that I personally like:

"How would you like to have an affair with a 35 year old married man?"

Strangely, though - it never works.....

Posted: **Mon Nov 15, 2004 6:25 pm**

It's worked on me! Hellloooooooooo

Posted: **Mon Nov 15, 2004 8:01 pm**

dlb wrote:Here's one that I personally like:

"How would you like to have an affair with a 35 year old married man?"

Strangely, though - it never works.....

CovJr wrote:It's worked on me! Hellloooooooooo

Damnit! Why didn't I try that one?

Posted: **Tue Nov 16, 2004 12:47 am**

"You must work at a library, cause I've been checking you out." *gags*

Posted: **Tue Nov 16, 2004 1:06 am**

The Leper Fairy wrote:
dlb wrote:Here's one that I personally like:

"How would you like to have an affair with a 35 year old married man?"

Strangely, though - it never works.....

CovJr wrote:It's worked on me! Hellloooooooooo
Damnit! Why didn't I try that one?

You didn't need to

Posted: **Tue Nov 16, 2004 1:23 am**

danlo wrote:"You must work at a library, cause I've been checking you out." *gags*

ROFLMAO!!! brilliance!!!

Posted: **Tue Nov 16, 2004 5:36 pm**

"Hi, me name is Clancy O'Malley. You look like you've some Irish in ya, lassie."

"No, I don't..."

"Do you want some, then?"

<pause, then Irish face gets slapped>

Posted: **Tue Nov 16, 2004 5:44 pm**

"It may be short, but it's thin"

Posted: **Tue Nov 16, 2004 6:44 pm**

My friend Rich likes to go up to girls and say "Hi, I'm rich"

Posted: **Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:51 am**

(Using the name of a song title from "Stranger" band)
"There's a party in my pants, and you're invited"
(Usually the blank stares outnumber the face slaps)

Posted: **Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:41 pm**

"Hi my name's Cliff..... uh, can I drop over some time?"

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2004 2:04 am**

"Pursuant to Megan's law I'm required to inform you that I'm a registered sex offender."

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Very, very rude, but very funny.

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2004 2:30 am**

I must be an astronaut, because I'm approaching a heavenly body

From an old song: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

The unfinished line (because I don't say things like that...)
Noxious man to object of his lust: You can pet my puppy if I can........ (give you a hint, it's involving a cat synonym.)

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