LORD FOUL'S ASH CHAPTER 3 - (Unlimited Crossover Madness)
Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 2:57 pm
So this Elena chick and I went to this lake, and she strips off her cloths, and man, she’s a babe, but then she jumps in the lake and I can’t see a damn thing anymore. Major bummer. She says the lake does that to people, because we’re not important enough for it to see us. Well, I figure if the lake don’t want to see us, fine; I decide I can feel her instead. At first, she gives me a hassle, but let’s face it, all chicks want the same thing. Later on, we go back to the castle, and we do it again. But that was all yesterday, and it’s old news now. Now she’s nagging me for a wedding ring! I mean, okay, we had fun and she’s a hottie and all, but marriage? And the ring has to be white gold? I told her I wasn’t made of money, and cut out to hang with Normy. But then Normy’s all in my face about the ring too! What is he, her dad? I’d be worried about a shotgun wedding, but I’m the only guy with a shotgun. I had to beat up the dude in shades again, too. Fornunately, I hooked up with this chick who calls herself Gay but must at least be bi, though I don’t see it getting too far as she has this weird thing for horses. Anyway, the chicks here are hot. I seem to be able to see their hotness in a whole new way now. I asked about that and Normy said it was health-sense, and boy I gotta agree ‘cause those babes are healthy indeed! Normy told me about some guy who had only half a hand who saved them all, and I’m missing a whole hand, so he figures I may be even more able to save them from some dude named Al Jarreau or something. Funny, I thought he was a singer. Oh, well, if he shows up here, I’ll feed him lead. I now know the white gold is a weapon here, and it so happens I had bought a pair of white gold earrings for my mom that I still had in my pocket, so it looks like I get to make up with Elena tonight.
Excellent, dAN!