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"The Lord of the Rings Sucks Thread" :P

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:59 pm
by kevinswatch
Heh. I'm just curious if anyone out there is slower at reading Runes than I am so far. I bought the book the day it came out, and I'm currently only on page 105, I think. At this rate, I'll be done in July.

Anyone else savoring every minute of Runes? Heh.-jay

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:09 pm
by I'm Murrin
Heh - I got mine early November and have read it and four other books since. :mrgreen:

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:34 pm
by Metal-Demon
I just got mine about a month ago, and I was going pretty slowly and only reached about page 85 (I'm a slow reader to begin with, truth be told), but now I have stopped reading "Runes .. " completely in anticipation of the group read here at The Watch in the new year.

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:34 pm
by zonecoach
I finished Runes and then decided to start over and read them all again. I am currently savoring Lord Foul's Bane again. I decided that I am going to go slow and drink in every word. It is wonderful reading.

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 8:26 pm
by kevinswatch
^^Heh, well you have me beat then.
Murrin wrote:Heh - I got mine early November and have read it and four other books since. :mrgreen:
Then you don't belong in this topic. :x -jay :wink:

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 10:12 pm
by Alynna Lis Eachann
I'm not going much faster... I think I've actually gotten to the second half of the book, though. Not stuck
Spoiler
on Kevin's Watch with Anele
anymore like Jay was for a while ;) . But I have an excuse: I had about twelve books to read for class this semester, many of them equally as thick as Runes. 8O

Ranks right up there with:
"Four months later, I was still in the barrow-downs!"

"Oh yeah? Well I was at that bloody birthday party for seven years!"

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:45 am
by kevinswatch
^Haha. I loathe that birthday party.

Thank God Runes didn't have a birthday party.
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Linden is finally off that damn Watch! Yay! Heh.
-jay

P.S. I found my copy of Fellowship. The bookmark is at the very begining of Chapter 8 - Fog on the Burrow Downs. I think that makes 8 or 9 years and counting since I last read it. I'm on a roll. Hehe.

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 3:11 am
by Creator
kevinswatch wrote:^Haha. I loathe that birthday party.

Thank God Runes didn't have a birthday party.
Spoiler
Linden is finally off that damn Watch! Yay! Heh.
-jay
Spoiler
The Watch is off the damn Watch!! It's Kevin's rubble now!!!
;)
kevinswatch wrote:
P.S. I found my copy of Fellowship. The bookmark is at the very begining of Chapter 8 - Fog on the Burrow Downs. I think that makes 8 or 9 years and counting since I last read it. I'm on a roll. Hehe.
Watch the movies - faster!!

[Or listen to them on unabridged CDs!!]

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 3:11 am
by danlo
I bought it Oct 16th I'm on page 480...

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 6:05 am
by matrixman
I bought the book on Oct. 21, but I'm only on page 44. Yay! I'm slower than High Lord Jay! (Where's my Sloth Award?)

I've decided to wait until the new year to get back into Runes, because presently I'm simply having too much fun in the world of Mordant's Need. I'm re-appreciating just how good MN is. I'm committed to the MN chapter discussions until we finish AMRT, so I don't want MN and Runes both competing for attention in my mind. That's what happened with MN and WGW, so my contributions to both dissections suffered as a result. SRD deserves better than that. I guess I have a one track mind, kind of like SRD. :)

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 6:26 am
by kevinswatch
Hey, it doesn't count if you're reading something else...heh. Runes is the only thing I'm reading now. If you can call it reading...heh.

And yeah, I already saw the LotR movies. I'm just happy I can sound somewhat knowledgeable about the series, and don't have to read the stupid books. Hehe.-jay

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:29 pm
by Alynna Lis Eachann
Creator wrote:
Spoiler
The Watch is off the damn Watch!! It's Kevin's rubble now!!!
;)
ROTFL! Think they'll rename it? Or would that be too confusing...
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what with Kevin's Dirt already floating around?
Think Covenant will ever get anything named after him?

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:33 pm
by Furls Fire
Jay wrote:And yeah, I already saw the LotR movies. I'm just happy I can sound somewhat knowledgeable about the series, and don't have to read the stupid books. Hehe.-jay
Stupid?!?! stupid?!?! 8O 8O 8O

Blasphemy!!! :x

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:43 pm
by CovenantJr
Lord of the Rings is a pain to read. Fellowship nearly killed me.

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:52 pm
by Cail
I would rather beat myself in the head with a cinderblock than re-read LOTR. I'm glad I made it through the first time, but never again.

BTW, I've been reading Trinity by Leon Uris for 7 years now. I'm on page 42.

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:02 pm
by The Leper Fairy
CovenantJr wrote:Lord of the Rings is a pain to read. Fellowship nearly killed me.
Ditto

I got Runes the day it came out, read the first chapter and went back to finish the books I was in the middle of. :roll:

Then I decided I'd read the chronicles all over again and then read Runes but my friend is borrowing them all :roll:

In conclusion, I have you beat. :P

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:42 pm
by hierachy
In conclusion, I know more than you about runes! Ha!

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:57 am
by CovenantJr
In further conclusion, does this mean you finally finished White Gold Weilder, Claire? ;)

Re: How slow can you go???

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 1:39 am
by theDespiser
kevinswatch wrote:Heh. I'm just curious if anyone out there is slower at reading Runes than I am so far. I bought the book the day it came out, and I'm currently only on page 105, I think. At this rate, I'll be done in July.

Anyone else savoring every minute of Runes? Heh.-jay


yeah, i think i got you beat...im not gonna read it till they all come out...


though i may just join in on the group read, however...i obviously didnt get in on the first ones...

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 1:52 am
by Worm of Despite
I'm on page 460 of Runes, currently. I've had it since about two weeks after it first came out, I guess. I only read at night for about an hour, then I doze off. I consider myself a fast reader when I want to be, though; I read half of A Storm of Swords in about 12 hours.

I was re-reading all the Covenant books; got to about One Tree, but couldn't wait any longer! I guess I'll go back to re-reading it after Runes.

Also, you people who found LOTR a pain to read are wimps. Try the Silmarillion. And if you're feeling really brave, try anything by James Joyce (Finnegans Wake, in particular).