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Why Is It That...
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 1:56 pm
by Cheval
Why is it that... putting a baby in the arms of a genius
will make the genius talk like a baby?
Why is it that... we drive on a parkway, but park in a driveway?
Next...
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 2:02 pm
by danlo
Why is it that...we call them buildings if they're already built?
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 2:14 pm
by ChoChiyo
Why is it that my nose runs and my feet smell?
And does anyone really understand the lyrics of that song, Wee are the Whirled
Wee are the whirled
Wee are the chilled wren...
Seriously. Does it make any sense at all?
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 3:46 pm
by Cheval
Why is it that everyone loves to sing "Louie, Louie",
but nobody really understands the words?
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 3:52 pm
by Cail
Why is it that everyone wants me to "visualize whirled peas"?
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 4:54 pm
by danlo
Why is it that...when I pay to register for something with the state I have to pay a registration processing fee with state sales tax added on to boot?
Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 5:22 am
by Cail
Why is it that when you get a song stuck in your head it's usually something crappy like "We Built This City"?
Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 6:38 am
by ChoChiyo
Why is it that the songs that stick in my head are things like "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" and "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy"?
Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 7:51 am
by The Leper Fairy
Why is it that pincers aren't called pinchers? They pinch not pince!
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 1:23 am
by Loredoctor
Why is this forum called 'In pursuit of Mallory'?
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 2:12 am
by Cail
Why is it that even though you council someone not to get drunk on wine you find yourself doing it....?
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 7:17 am
by LaurieAnn
Why is it that 5-year-olds who can't read price tags always choose the most expensive toys for Christmas?
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 11:45 am
by drew
Why is it that your wife checks her E-mail 15-20 times a day, but calls you a geek for using Kevins Watch?
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 9:59 am
by dennisrwood
why are convicts allowed to take college courses payed for the state, but those of us who watch them, are not?
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 12:01 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
What is it about cats that allows them to land on their feet?
What is it about buttered toast that causes it to land buttered side down when dropped?
Could one then create a perpetual motion machine by strapping a piece of toast buttered side up to the back of a cat?
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 12:47 pm
by drew
Why is it that little boys find "poop" and "fart" sooo funny?
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 5:57 pm
by ChoChiyo
Why do people say "geek" like it's a bad thing?
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 9:22 pm
by dANdeLION
Why is it that people say "I could care less" when it's obvious they couldn't care less?
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 9:30 pm
by ChoChiyo
Why is it that I don't want to be asleep at night, and I don't want to be awake in the day time?
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 11:03 pm
by Cheval
Why is it that Pro and Con are opposites,
but our goverment thinks that
PROgress goes hand in hand with CONgress!