Kevin's Watch

allow me to apologize in advance for what i am about to do. but once in a while, it's nice to be 13 and imature again and just laugh out loud for a second...helps with stress:

IEW page 283: when Mhorm informs Troy of Triock's relationship to Covenant:

...Mhoram said carefully, "Triock was in love with the daughter of Trell and Atiaran.
Troy barely restrained an ejaculation.

sorry, been a tough few weeks/months, i needed that laugh.

I guess Troy

Spoiler

was thinking of Lena also.

Well, at least Hile Troy deserves kudos for his control... most guys aren't that lucky!

...unless Lena was ugly. Remember, Troy was blind!

which means he would have seen her inner beauty, of which Lena was (once) full of.
Although Troy never met Lena...I beleive he "Barely restrained an Ejaculation" on a verbal sense.
But SRD does use that term a lot doesn't he?

...unless Lena was ugly. Remember, Troy was blind!

I was just kidding.

(Somehow, this post got posted before the previous post and had to edit the post to make sense of the chain of posts.)