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Posted: **Mon Jan 31, 2005 3:57 am**

So im talking to my "friend" and i say " hey ever read the thomas covenant books?" He says "Yeah dosnt he die in the end?" then i say "Im not even done the Illearth war you prick

" So i punched him in the rib cage. On a side note, I Hate People

Posted: **Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:03 am**

I'll have to agree with you on all counts

Posted: **Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:30 am**

Good for you!

Posted: **Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:40 am**

What was it again that Mhoram said?

"Frown if being stoic is not enough;
Insult if frowning is not enough;
Hurt is insulting is not enough;
Maim if hurting is not enough;
Disable senselessly if maiming is not enough.
The bigger dude is he who can do most damage."

Or something like that.

Posted: **Mon Jan 31, 2005 12:35 pm**

LOL - that's pretty good!

Posted: **Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:23 pm**

Wormz1 wrote:So im talking to my "friend" and i say " hey ever read the thomas covenant books?" He says "Yeah dosnt he die in the end?" then i say "Im not even done the Illearth war you prick " So i punched him in the rib cage. On a side note, I Hate People

You're absolutely right. Even though that book was published 20 years ago, he should continue to assume that no one has read it yet.

Posted: **Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:14 pm**

Nobody likes a smart ass.

Posted: **Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:12 pm**

I take offfense to that I'm a registered smart ass! i didnt go to four YEARS of smart ass school, to be demeaned like that!. . . . . . . . Im uhh gonna go now. . . . ..

Posted: **Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:39 pm**

I love smartarses, especially when they're really good at it.

Posted: **Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:27 pm**

Nathan wrote:I love smartarses, especially when they're really good at it.

Like me.

But yeah, don't worry... no one but Donaldson knows the *real* end, yet.

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:16 am**

well, if theres a whole nother series to go, then whether he dies or not shouldnt really make much of a difference...you still gots ta read it to find out HOW everything happened...

*ahem*

its the journey, not the destination...or whatever

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:49 am**

Balon wrote:I take offfense to that I'm a registered smart ass! i didnt go to four YEARS of smart ass school, to be demeaned like that!. . . . . . . . Im uhh gonna go now. . . . ..

We must have gone to the same school,
but only I graduated as a "Highly Intelligent Rectum".
Was your instructor Richard Cranium too? (He was a real dung-head)

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:36 am**

cheval wrote:but only I graduated as a "Highly Intelligent Rectum".

Why, Cheval, how delightfully PC of you!

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:13 pm**

I love that when you use the proper names for things--i.e., "Highly Intelligent Rectum"--it's so much more graphic than when you just use the slang. Yay Cheval!

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:15 pm**

Richard Cranium, lol

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:33 pm**

Hey, the books have been out now for over TWENTY YEARS... Get with the program people!

No excuse for not having read them is acceptable.

READ...READ...READ...READ..... !

<grinning in anticipation of people flaming me for being sarcastic...

>

Posted: **Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:34 pm**

Nathan wrote:Richard Cranium, lol

I just didn't get that yesterday

Posted: **Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:53 pm**

CovenantJr wrote:
Nathan wrote:Richard Cranium, lol
I just didn't get that yesterday

Idiot

Posted: **Sat Feb 05, 2005 2:25 am**

heh...took me till the second read

Posted: **Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:23 pm**

Me and my friend were both reading 'The Power that Preserves' and he finished two days before me, and tells me the end. And he *knew* I was reading it at the time.

Evil.

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