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On waynhim and ur-vile reproduction
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 4:16 am
by Spork
Any takers that together they will be able to reproduce?
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 5:57 pm
by balon!
Hmm.....well..... AHH NO!!! DOST THOU RAVE!!??!!
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:36 pm
by Gadget nee Jemcheeta
If they did give birth, either way I'm sure the offspring would be " WAY VILE "...
Get it? hahahahaha...... ahhh...
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 11:47 pm
by onewyteduck
Or they could be Vile-Ur

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 7:33 pm
by balon!
i've GOT It, Rhysh-Viles! get it?. . . . .Rhysh. . . .Vile... . . . .Hahhaaaaa, never mind.
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 6:17 pm
by Myste
I had gathered that the Waynhim were sort of like mules--sterile offspring of something or other and another something or other. Except that Waynhim are much nicer than mules. So if they're sterile, they won't reproduce no matter what they (ahem) copulate with.
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:20 pm
by Gadget nee Jemcheeta
oooh. Risque.
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 9:49 am
by Loredoctor
Stop discussing our sexuality.
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 2:40 am
by Grimmand Honninscrave
They both can't reproduce so it dosen't matter if they try to cross breed. They both where made by the Demondim and don't have that ability. It's just like the Orcs in LOTR.

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 8:41 am
by Variol Farseer
Actually, Orcs can breed with other Orcs, or (with a little help from their wizard friends) with Men. Tolkien was quite clear that 'the Shadow cannot make new things of its own': it did not create the Orcs, it just degraded other Manlike beings to that level. And it had to do so by a breeding program.
Back to Covenant: It's made pretty clear that reproduction isn't even part of the Waynhim's Weird. Ur-viles interpret the Weird in their own way, and try to make successors who will be superior to themselves. This is not the same as reproduction in kind. If one generation of ur-viles is not noticeably different from the one before, this just means that their progress is very slow.
Which is about what one would expect from a lot of genetic engineers with 'imprecise' values and no eyes.
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 1:54 pm
by danlo
If they could they'd probably only be able to make one child: Envy (Vain's sister!

**she's a little greenish...)
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 5:37 pm
by Gadget nee Jemcheeta
Man, I love puns.
Wow.
Hahaha.
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:27 pm
by TRC
Waynur Vileum ?
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 3:16 pm
by hierachy
HAhaha, TRC, I thought we'd seen the last of you

Re: On waynhim and ur-vile reproduction
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:33 am
by Softheart Fistfollower
Spork wrote:Any takers that together they will be able to reproduce?
Without a doubt they would produce Danny Devito!!

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:29 pm
by Gadget nee Jemcheeta
Who's existence in the land would break the Arch of Time immediately. (not to mention the hearts of many a young, impressionable stonedowner girl!)
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 1:39 am
by Grimmand Honninscrave
My wife came up with an idea. My be they are clones.
