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cause and effect game
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 5:39 am
by firelion
Here's an idea:A if I did this to you,you would do this to me game.Example If I poked you in the eye you would?Or if I peed on the toilet lid you would?Then follow with a threat to be addressed by the next taker.It could be good things too,like if I brought you breakfast in bed you would?Well I don't guess it is so much a game as it is an opprotunity to be humorus.
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 6:59 am
by dennisrwood
if you brought me breakfast in bed,
i would...have to explain a lot to my wife!
if I made you the hero of my novel...
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 4:43 pm
by Alynna Lis Eachann
If you made me the hero of your novel... nobody would buy it.
If I bought you a knife...
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 5:09 pm
by Lorelei
If I bought you a knife...I would julienne some vegetables
If I read you a story...
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 6:22 pm
by drew
If I read you a story...I would sleep soundly in your arms
If I fell asleep soundly in your arms...
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:53 pm
by The Leper Fairy
If I fell asleep soundly in your arms... I'd probably drool on you.
If I drooled on you...
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 11:30 pm
by drew
If I drooled on you...You'd spit in my face!!!
If I spat (spitted?) in your face...
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 4:19 am
by Alynna Lis Eachann
If you spat in my face... I'd tell everyone about your... you know, that thing you did at that place! Yeah, that one!
If I dressed your dog up in your toddler's clothes...
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 4:31 am
by Khat
If I dressed your dog up in your toddler's clothes...
you would probably put a dog's leash on my toddler.
If I drew your picture and painted it on the side of your home...
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 4:59 am
by firelion
If you drew my picture and painted it on the side of my home-I would find great joy in the vexation of my neighbors and the people who slowed down to gawk as they drove by. If I snuck up behind you and gave you a wedgie ............................
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 5:47 am
by dennisrwood
I snuck up behind you and gave you a wedgie,
I would use my pepper spray on you.
if I wrote a song for you...
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 7:59 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
if I wrote a song for you, I would sing it to you in Braille.
If you were one of the last 100 people on Earth...
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:45 pm
by ChoChiyo
If I were one of the last 100 people on Earth, there'd be less chance of the survival of the human race.
If I ate your entire birthday cake...
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 11:09 pm
by drew
If I ate your entire birthday cake...you'd be allowed to eat mine!!
If I forgot to take out the trash again....
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 5:36 am
by dennisrwood
If I forgot to take out the trash again....you may find yourself at the curb next garbage day.
if I stole your heart...
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 6:16 am
by firelion
If you stole my heart........My wife would kick my a$$ then track you down with her Mercury Villager and beat you with the fireplace poker she keeps under the bed for protection-fear the fireplace poker.If I
shaved your cat.........................
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:09 pm
by drew
If I shaved your cat...You'd be the laughing-stock at the pet store.
If I shaved your BACK...
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:09 am
by Cate
If I shaved your back....your wife would wonder who you are!
If you don't stop THAT, you ...........
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 3:12 am
by Lorelei
If you don't stop THAT, you ........... could pull something.
If I tried to tickle you....
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 5:52 am
by Khat
If I tried to tickle you....I would start to laugh and tears would come from my eyes.
If I started to cry you ...